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New York Times ^

[Buck Ninety-Nine]

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

[NicknamedBob]

"That was 17 years and a lot of knee abuse ago."

General Rule for Discipline: If they wriggle off your lap, stop spanking.

[NicknamedBob]

"Well, it's Twosday today, so we're expecting a couple 'o puns from yew."

Sunday, Monday ... Happy daze,
Tuesday, Wednesday ... Summer haze,
Thursday, Friday ... Liquid maize,
The weekend comes,
My head succumbs, ... Groovin' all week with you!

Groovin' is being in a rut but wearing a smile.

Yew? Wooden you like to be a silvaculturist? Thet's where money grows on trees.

[Dead Corpse]

Ok... I think I may have had a stroke last night. First, I get my math wrong calculating Tax-chicks run times. Now, I have no clue what you just said...

I'm doomed.

[HKMk23]

What's all this about checking the obituaries for your name? Don't you know when your Birth Certificate expires?

Or is mine the only one with a date??

[Dead Corpse]

Yo' Irish! WTF are you guys doing?

That just ain't right.

[NicknamedBob]

Another direction I could have gone was that you had heard too many knee-slappers.

I was just trying to picture how you might have endured "knee abuse," without making the rash assumption that you were talking about knee abuse through exercise.

[NicknamedBob]

"What's all this about checking the obituaries for your name?"

Actually, I don't look for my name. It's already engraved on the Viet Nam Veterans Memorial Wall.

I'm just looking to see how my age compares with those listed.

Speaking of expiring, I had a lifetime subscription to a magazine. They're still publishing, but they stopped sending the magazine. What do they know that I don't?

[Dead Corpse]

Ok... now that makes sense. Like I said, I think I may have sufferred some nocturnal cerebral event. Whatever damage was done, I just can't seem to get it going today...

[Monkey Face]

There's a lot of that going around!

I've got the Terminal S-L-O-W-S...

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... Hope you are feeling better today. *hugs*

However, this is still something new for me. It's a novelty that I'm sure will weare off quickly.

[NicknamedBob]

"... this is still something new for me. It's a novelty that I'm sure will weare off quickly."

First, take some aspirin. Daily aspirin therapy, unless you cannot take them, is advisaable.

Next, acquire some cayenne pepper, preferably in the form of capsules. Take them daily, along with your Vitamins C and E.

The rest of your medical treatment is up to you and your physician.

[Dead Corpse]

I've already got 7-8 bottles that I line up daily for my lifting. Everything from a serious multi-vitamin to a fat burner. PLus my protein shakes, plus my creatine, ect...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Holy sh*t!!

Well.. ok - let's see if Gerry Adams is sane enough to own a firearm (and he also wears glasses...)!!

Seriously, thanks for the heads up, DC - our media hasn't reported this!

[NicknamedBob]

What is effective for bulking up your muscles is not always good for your circulation, or your cerebral systems.

Strength is good, but brain power is da bomb.

[Dead Corpse]

Glad I could be of service. Free people every where should resist blatant victim disarmament.

[Monkey Face]

Th "novelty" of The S-L-O-W-S never wears off. Once you have them, you dread their next appearance.

(Thanks for the hugs!)

How are the girls? When do you leave to visit them?

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... I've been staying away from anything that could be construed as seriously "unhealthy" in a Lyle Alzado sense. I could easily pass the "test" for inclusion in an "All Natural, we mean it this time" type body building contest if I could get my body fat low enough.

No worries there. My over all goal isn't to lose weight. It's to make the weight I do have look better. Zon warned me against getting all veiny and "icky" looking. Buff is ok, but she wants the smooth look.

Go figure...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

The useful fools in the Irish Government are setting us up for a Sinn Fein/IRA coup, or an EU dictatorship, or perhaps both!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Howya Face!!

[Dead Corpse]

They are doing good. Ana is almost 100% out of diapers. We'd been doing a good job of training before they left, but it sounds like Grandma is in charge now. We were willing to go at Ana's pace for this. Apparently Grandma is stepping that time table up a bit.

I take off on the 11th of August and will be back on the 27th. They fly back down here on Sept. 5th.