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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: rzeznikj at stout
2,361
posted on
07/11/2006 2:59:04 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse; rzeznikj at stout; Monkey Face
Anybody want to be an Undead Threadbaron?
2,362
posted on
07/11/2006 2:59:50 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
2,363
posted on
07/11/2006 2:59:50 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: Monkey Face
I gave up truck drivers for Lent....;o] I didn't see your post til now!
I gave up drinking 'cos I was tired of seeing truck drivers in my local pub!! ;)
2,364
posted on
07/11/2006 3:00:53 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: rzeznikj at stout
2,365
posted on
07/11/2006 3:01:40 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: NicknamedBob
2,366
posted on
07/11/2006 3:02:27 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
An Undead Thread
...Threadbare
.........Baron.
An Undead Threadbaron.
2,367
posted on
07/11/2006 3:05:53 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob
2,368
posted on
07/11/2006 3:10:55 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: fanfan
I read your story to NicknamedSue, and she laughed.
2,369
posted on
07/11/2006 3:17:40 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: FRiends
2,370
posted on
07/11/2006 4:08:36 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Later...
I'm off to a Scout meeting myself, be back later.
2,371
posted on
07/11/2006 4:33:14 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; King Prout; sionnsar; tuliptree76; ..
I like NicknamedSue.
:-)
Say "hi" for me.
Come on, Bob. It was funny!
What could be the worse thing that could happen to this guy?
He walks out of the bar and gets hit by a truck?
Nahh! That's what he wants...
I know!
He walks out of the bar, and tries to walk in front of a truck, but the truck swerves, and hits a school bus!
To: fanfan
Not a school bus -- a metro transit bus with three people on it.
By the time the ambulance gets there, forty-seven people are lying around moaning.
2,373
posted on
07/11/2006 4:59:31 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob
ROFLOL!!!!
Are we in New Orleans, or Toronto?
To: fanfan
Well, the bus didn't have pontoons, so it must be Toronto.
2,375
posted on
07/11/2006 5:07:06 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob
Well, the bus didn't have pontoons, so it must be Toronto.
Maybe it was an old refurbished bus.
Bob, you're the author!
Why were those people on that bus in the first place?
Where were they going?
What year is this?
To: Monkey Face
How does the petroluem jelly benefit the hairballs, and does it benefit dust bunnies equally well?
2,377
posted on
07/11/2006 5:14:30 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Neo too)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hey, HTB, I just tracked back to your zucchini question...my wife grates it and freezes it for later use. She uses it to make spiced zucchini bread AND -- brace yourself -- CHOCOLATE spiced zucchini bread. The kids, never big fans of the squash monsters, absolutely devour the stuff; I'm lucky to end up with a single piece.
As far as I can tell from the results of her culinary wizardry, the zucchini suffers no ill effects from being frozen.
2,378
posted on
07/11/2006 5:22:33 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Neo too)
To: fanfan
The joke is that passersby saw an opportunity to sue for damages in a bus accident.
I don't think I could stretch an old joke into a short story. (I usually make poems out of 'em.)
I was considering revisiting the wife, who is further interrupted by her life insurance salesman, who in a fit of jealousy, pulls out a gun and ...
2,379
posted on
07/11/2006 5:25:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
To: NicknamedBob
Why was he jealous?
Where did he come in?
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