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[Buck Ninety-Nine]

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

[NicknamedBob]

Was that a hitch or a hiccup?

[NicknamedBob]

"I wash dishes and pans while I'm cooking."

I tried that once. Everything tasted like soap.

[Army Air Corps]

You can access the FAA regs online.

[Not A Snowbird]

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a bit of thought, the Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[rzeznikj at stout]

Howdy Bob...

[NicknamedBob]

Hi, Jon. How much longer until you have to get busy?

[rzeznikj at stout]

I'm up until about 12ish.

Missed most of the night because I have a night course...

[NicknamedBob]

It's been quiet on the Thread tonight.

About to get quieter, too. I'm heading down for the count.


"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ..."

[rzeznikj at stout]

In that case then, do I get the Last Post...

[Dawsonville_Doc]

that fellow 'scaped lead-poisoning by a dog's whisker... literally.

I worked in a prison. You would hate it. Don't do things that would likely get you placed in one.

[Dead Corpse]

So far, yes it is.

I hope you are having a better than average morning experience yourself.

[Dead Corpse]

It's almost too quiet in here...

[Monkey Face]

*whispers* (Yes. It is.)

[Dead Corpse]

Ok.... cool. It's not just me then. ;-)

[Monkey Face]

Nope. I'm here. But I'm being vewwy, vewwy quiet...

[sionnsar]

Me too.

[Monkey Face]

I'd say you are!

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

Not any more... *\;-)

[sionnsar]

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