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New York Times ^

Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I'm sold!!!

I hope you're in sales!

ROFLOL!


1,621 posted on 07/06/2006 6:05:30 PM PDT by fanfan (I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
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To: fanfan
Not anymore. I used to be a Coordinator of International Sales. It was a very fun job.
1,622 posted on 07/06/2006 6:16:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: fanfan

How's your garden doing?


1,623 posted on 07/06/2006 6:16:33 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Tax-chick
OK!

ENJOY!

free dixie,sw

1,624 posted on 07/06/2006 7:44:34 PM PDT by stand watie ( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
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To: NicknamedBob

FReepmail!!!!!!!!!!!!


1,625 posted on 07/06/2006 8:53:46 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Last Post

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


1,626 posted on 07/06/2006 9:16:26 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: fanfan
How on earth do you make a profit selling at wholesale?

  1. Steal Underpants
  2. ?
  3. Make profit.

Easy.

1,627 posted on 07/06/2006 9:23:05 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Shyuh... like that is gonna work on this thread.

My girls have been gone only a little over 27 hours, and I'm already having trouble getting to sleep at night.

Go figure...

1,628 posted on 07/06/2006 9:37:20 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; fanfan
That plan seems familiar ... let me check it against mine.


1,629 posted on 07/06/2006 9:37:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Steel Underpants? Don't they chafe a bit?


1,630 posted on 07/06/2006 9:38:31 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse

Shows me you are human................you know,............................in a Dead Corpse sorta way : )


1,631 posted on 07/06/2006 9:41:46 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Dead Corpse

You misread it.

What's under the pants is steel.


At least, that's the plan.


1,632 posted on 07/06/2006 9:42:06 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Chastity belt?


1,633 posted on 07/06/2006 9:42:22 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

If you prick me, do I not ooze?


1,634 posted on 07/06/2006 9:44:57 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Don't tell me you paid for my book and didn't read it?


1,635 posted on 07/06/2006 9:45:20 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Viagra. It's not just for breakfast any more...


1,636 posted on 07/06/2006 9:46:06 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: NicknamedBob

I am just yanking your chain : )


1,637 posted on 07/06/2006 9:47:32 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Never touch the stuff.


1,638 posted on 07/06/2006 9:47:58 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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To: Dead Corpse

"If you prick me, do I not ooze?"

Do I skip the allegorical allusions ??


1,639 posted on 07/06/2006 9:48:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: NicknamedBob

: )


1,640 posted on 07/06/2006 9:49:47 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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