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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

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Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: Monkey Face

Yes, on both counts.

Yikes!


341 posted on 06/01/2006 8:46:54 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

I mean we have those types here, right?? Male gender??

Well, you may hang it where ever you wish. LOL


342 posted on 06/01/2006 8:47:58 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL!


343 posted on 06/01/2006 8:48:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: ronaldbizworld

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344 posted on 06/01/2006 8:50:47 AM PDT by roaddog727 (eludium PU36 explosive space modulator)
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To: bentfeather

Yes, we have quite a few male genders here. And a right fine bunch they are, too! Not a dud in the box!

Of course, they are all spoken for, so that makes life a little less interesting. For me, at least.


345 posted on 06/01/2006 8:51:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face
I suppose we could do something like that.

Another one I was working would get the proton and electron in a given volume to swap place within an atom. Effectively creating a large mass of anti-matter within the volume. That WOULD make a lot of noise once it comes in contact with regular matter...

346 posted on 06/01/2006 8:55:32 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Monkey Face; All

From the balcony high I see
the Kingdom of Reverie
days and nights of dreaming things
Dragons with iridescence wings
bejeweled bellies, glittering bright
in the darkness of the night
In my room with such a view
a lucky dreamer of pleasant things
when I awake it's still all there
a living castle in the air.


bentfeather (c) 06.01.06

347 posted on 06/01/2006 8:57:43 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Dead Corpse

WHOA! COOL! Then we could have popcorn, right? It would be like interstellar fireworks. WOO-HOO!


348 posted on 06/01/2006 8:58:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: bentfeather

Very NICE! Thanks, Ms. Feather! It does purty up the place!


349 posted on 06/01/2006 8:59:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yeah... the anti-matter gun would be a bit different as it would require a significantly higher power level than the shredder would require. Swapping particle orbits is a lot harder than setting up a cascade effect in a volume.

-M/M annhilation is noticably "energetic". ;-)

350 posted on 06/01/2006 9:02:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse
-M/M annhilation is noticably "energetic".

For some things, "energetic annhilation" is preferable. ;o]

351 posted on 06/01/2006 9:04:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: Monkey Face

I have to leave for a bit, kids. Save my place. I'll be back shortly.

'Face


352 posted on 06/01/2006 9:06:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A rolling stone gathers momentum.)
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To: StarCMC; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

We have a few of those.
Though they are the 'pop-up when needed' kind.


353 posted on 06/01/2006 9:06:23 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yuppers.
She pulled open a drawer, and a possum poked his head up.
So she opened the next drawer, and poof, a possum.
Third drawer, hey, jackpot! Possum.


354 posted on 06/01/2006 9:08:07 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare; All

He he he!! Good morning Darks! It's great to see ya!

I've been fairly absent, so I know it's my fault. But I HAVE missed you guys -- all of ya.

*GROUP HUG*

LOL!


355 posted on 06/01/2006 9:09:28 AM PDT by StarCMC (Proud member of ProudPatriots.org - welcome home Sarge!)
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To: RosieCotton

*chuckle*
Thanks.
We admittedly love to pirate the threads of deceased trolls.
And drag our *cough* homes with us to the site of the new carnage.


356 posted on 06/01/2006 9:10:34 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; All

BTW -- I just really ready the top of the thread -- I didn't know they made iPod Nanas!! Are these little wind-up granny-bots or something? Hmmmmm....


357 posted on 06/01/2006 9:11:18 AM PDT by StarCMC (Proud member of ProudPatriots.org - welcome home Sarge!)
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To: StarCMC

Nana's are small and yellow but have limited a-peal.


358 posted on 06/01/2006 9:15:18 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Monkey Face; Das Outsider

I said: "If I orda a free hunned piece whoresale, do I get a flee egg lorr?"

You said: " Onry effa u ax nicery....;o] "

das??




359 posted on 06/01/2006 9:21:10 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul)
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To: Darksheare
It's a good thing she's moving, huh?

....She IS moving, right?


hehehe
360 posted on 06/01/2006 9:26:01 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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