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Ronalds Biz World
| 1995
| Jeferson Simth Ronald
Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld
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Thanks and Regards.
Management.
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To: DJ MacWoW; Monkey Face; fanfan; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; rzeznikj at stout
"Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think." No argument from me.
(Programming note: For those who have the inclination, Ann-of-the-thoussand-and-one-ripostes, er, that is, Ann Coulter, will be on the Jay Leno show tonight, along with George Carlin. I'm expecting some fireworks.)
3,281
posted on
06/14/2006 5:45:34 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
To: Darksheare
Could it be . . . . SAtan?!!!?
3,282
posted on
06/14/2006 5:47:45 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: Lady Jag
Probably.
Though some have mistaken me for him.
Which I have used to effect at times.
And would be counting on in this instance.
3,283
posted on
06/14/2006 5:50:13 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Anyone ever wonder at the flavor of the sparrows at San Juan Capistrano? Cappucino sparrows?)
To: fanfan; LibreOuMort
Sorry about that.
"Bonjour."
That would be the extent of my proficiency in French.
Glad to hear you're feeling better Libre. I think there's no problem here. I know maybe a word or two more than that in French, and we've been married for a while.
3,284
posted on
06/14/2006 5:55:02 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
To: King Prout
I know this is a small point KP but why would someone want to break into their own truck? Calling a locksmith is much cheaper then replacing broken whatever.
Sounds like the "lady" is a ditz.
3,285
posted on
06/14/2006 5:58:52 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: Darksheare
Maybe you are him. May you're SAtans's helper!.
3,286
posted on
06/14/2006 5:59:18 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: Darksheare
"Though some have mistaken me for him. " Any reported instances of his being mistaken for you?
I bet it would annoy him.
3,287
posted on
06/14/2006 6:00:46 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout
Jeez, Harmless!
She had to get her family out!
3,288
posted on
06/14/2006 6:01:45 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
To: Lady Jag; Darksheare
Is it true Darks? Are you in league with the evil Satin?
3,289
posted on
06/14/2006 6:02:51 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: NicknamedBob
I don't know if I can stay up that late, but I'd hate to miss it.
I'm too timid because she stood in line for spherical objects three times.
:-(
3,290
posted on
06/14/2006 6:03:54 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
To: sionnsar
You have the chance to fix that.
3 days/week, she only speaks to you in French.
3,291
posted on
06/14/2006 6:05:16 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(I wouldn't be so angry with them if they didn't want to kill me!)
To: NicknamedBob
Obviously they were all two fisted drinkers and couldn't flip the lock switch right? :)
Seriously, small fry or animal in the car is a good reason to break a window but I doubt that was the case here.
3,292
posted on
06/14/2006 6:06:26 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
she's a stereotypical south georgia no-account redneck.
3,293
posted on
06/14/2006 6:07:15 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
3,294
posted on
06/14/2006 6:07:34 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: fanfan
Liberals rightly fear Ann because she sees through their gauzy reasoning like Superman.
Carlin had better stay safe in jocularity. If he tries to go toe-to-toe with Ann "Tonight!" he's going to feel like crap tomorrow -- just before she flushes.
3,295
posted on
06/14/2006 6:08:10 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare
Is it true Darks? Are you in league with the evil Satin? He wouldn't be in league with satin 'cause satin woon't stay on the bed!
3,296
posted on
06/14/2006 6:09:42 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: Lady Jag; Darksheare
And it is cold and slick.
You are right, Darks would not fall under Satin's evil spell.
I hope....
3,297
posted on
06/14/2006 6:15:38 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout
That's the tag on an old joke.
"Did you hear about the no-account redneck who locked his keys in his car?" -- "It took him a half-hour to get his family out."
Even funnier version, a couple are car-shopping, and their personal car ends up locked with the keys inside. The dealer sends out a mechanic.
A few minutes later, the couple return to the car. The mechanic is energetically endeavoring to unlock the driver's side. Just on a whim, the lady reaches over and opens the passenger side. "Hey, it's unlocked!"
"Yes, Ma'am! I got that one a few minutes ago. I'll have this door unlocked too in just a moment!"
3,298
posted on
06/14/2006 6:16:31 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Hummingbirds would be even more popular if they could remember the words to the songs.)
To: NicknamedBob; King Prout
I hadn't heard that one before. :)
3,299
posted on
06/14/2006 6:20:45 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Now, SAtan, on the other hand . . .
3,300
posted on
06/14/2006 6:21:12 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
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