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Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[NicknamedBob]

"Rolls-Kinnardly?"

Jokes as old as mine are new again. This one is from Vaudeville.

"I just bought a new car. It's a Rolls-Kinnardly."

... "A Rolls-Kinnardly?"

"Yeah. It rolls down one hill, and can 'ardly get up the next one!"

[EsmeraldaA]

Ohh my!

That was a big bell indeed!

LOL!

Thanks!!

[EsmeraldaA]

In your experience, you mean to say? ;)

[NicknamedBob]

Robert Heinlein wrote "The Door Into Summer" regarding time travel, and the problem of money.

The guy used gold wire, wrapped around his waist.

[EsmeraldaA]

LOLOL!

Still funny!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

There are times where that could get you into trouble, I suspect, but at least it was portable...

My favorite time travel story is "All You Zombies." I think.

[A CA Guy]

Yes, toosie rolls in various time lines are a food group unto themselves which have more value than gold or the candy bar Ooops named after a future Democrat years from now who accidentally impregnated his intern.

[Monkey Face]

You Are a Dalmation Puppy

Kind, bright, and very energetic.
Firemen love to pat your little head.

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

[A CA Guy]

He should have also brought a supply of pet rocks which are also priceless throughout all of time.

[Monkey Face]

Your Heart Is Red

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

[NicknamedBob]

It has just occured to me that some of the old Vaudeville routines have been resurrected ... as ventriloquist acts!

It's very outré for teams of funny men to appear together, but guys like Jeff Dunham can get away with it.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Dalmations aren't as noisy as beagles...hmmm...

Your World View

You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.

You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.

What Is Your World View?

[Monkey Face]

LOL! Hiya, Sis!

You Are 29 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

[NicknamedBob]

"My favorite time travel story is "All You Zombies." I think."

Yes. That was a Heinlein story too. For a tour-de-force of how to take that idea to extremes, (as if it weren't!), read David Gerrold's "The Man Who Folded Himself."

He's the author of the Star Trek episode, "The Trouble With Tribbles," just to give you the flavor of his work.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!
Hi, Cap'n! I haven't seen you for quite a while.

[Monkey Face]

ROTFLMBO!

[Monkey Face]

I am nw. I've had to share the computer, not that I'm "homeless..."

[EsmeraldaA]

But of course.....what was I thinking?

[Monkey Face]

Your World View

You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.
You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.
You are essentially a content person.

Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.
You are moral by your own standards.
You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.

What Is Your World View?

[sionnsar]

Too many quizzes lacking any choice of answer that I can choose...