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Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

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Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

You Are an Espresso

At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Reading posts here isn't a nice light read!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yes it is your fault for not publishing a book of poetry. :)

[Monkey Face]

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

I got 50% on that... must be my position on marijuana..

[Monkey Face]

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Venus Vegas

What's Your Porn Star Name?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

You must be my sister they never told me about!

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

[NicknamedBob]

Sorry. Poetry is not light reading.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Your Inner Child Is Sad

You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Hmmmmm... Maybe I should throw rocks at cars.

[Monkey Face]

See?

What have I been telling you? ;o]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Venus Vegas

Hehe.. Vegas again!!

You Are Creepy

Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?

[Monkey Face]

I think that is very fitting! I mean, the profile...

[Monkey Face]

I can't seem to get away from Vegas, can I?


*snort*

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Every one else must think marijauna should be illegal...

[Monkey Face]

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

How Scary Are You?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'll have to do the Irish bit:

You're 100% Irish

Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!

How Irish Are You?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Some poetry is...intentionally comic.

Edward Lear jumps to mind:

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey,
and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"


Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married;
too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"

They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;


And hand in hand on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

(When I was a child, there was some advertisement that had a woman reading this. The phrase runcible spoon stayed with me many a year. When I was in 7th grade, I was part of a summer theater program where we created a play based on this poem. I acted in it, and designed the costumes!)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Tampered with the HTML:

You're 100% Irish_Thatcherite

Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish_Thatcherite lad.
There's hardly anyone more Irish_Thatcherite than you!

How Irish Are You?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You're 15% Irish

You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.
Not even on St. Patrick's Day!

How Irish Are You?

Ja! That would be true. I think. As part of the family is from Wales a little Irish might have slipped in.