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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

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Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: NicknamedBob

I have achieved retroactive virginity.

yay, me.

In about two hours, it shall be exactly five years since the last time I shared the gentle art.

She and I went our separate ways in mid June, 2001.

The next set of dates which appeared to be trending bedwards was rudely interrupted by the events of 9-11. Thanks a heap, Osama.

And then I left Atlanta, to settle in Podunk to help my mother rescue her business from foolishness and inefficiency. In this I have succeeded, but at the cost of near-complete cessation of my social life.

Tonight, on this anniversary of sorts, I am not disposed to accept this loss without at least a whine of complaint.

*whine*

there... that's better.

Yet a whine is not a solution. I am here, and here I appear to be destined to remain. I have familial obligations which I cannot shrug off or pass on - I cannot leave for greener pastures. Nor can I change myself to suit the available pool of local women, unless I am willing to get a lobotomy and spend half my life in church... or, going the other way, give myself a lobotomy and immerse myself in a completely uncouth lifestyle. Neither is an appealing option, and neither shall I elect to pursue. The women of Quitman are simply "not my species, dear" - and nothing can be done about it.

Additionally, the favorite passtime in this patch of the Twilight Zone is gossip. Everyone is up in everyone else's affairs. A few years ago, as an example, I made some effort to be kind to a hard-luck woman I have known for quite a while. No dating, no romance, no sex, and none intended. JUST friendliness and counsel. Shortly thereafter I was confronted with the rampant and absolutely serious scuttlebutt of my impending/imminent mariage to the woman.

I don't like being the subject of gossip. I can only imagine what rumors the town would buzz with should I *actually* date and/or bed one of the locals.

*shudder*

So... what other options are there?

There are women in nearby Valdosta whom I'd be interested in dating, who are intelligent, educated, have their heads screwed on straight, have well-developed personalities and interests, are reasonably fit and healthy, come from adequately deep gene pools, and are physically appealing... but of those who are not already married, most are undergraduates at VSU. The age gap seems to me to reduce or negate the viability of this option.

Of the remainder of those who are potentially compatable, most are divorced-with-kid(s). A mother *must* make her kids her no.1 priority, which makes dating difficult at best.

And beyond all the above, an additional hurdle: I have almost no local friends in my age range. Indeed, most of my friends are hundreds or thousands of miles away from this benighted backwater. It is a common characteristic of human social patterns that packs or groups are interacted with by other packs/groups, while loners are shunned. I have absolutely no idea of a way around that factor.

So... an indefinitely extended monastic life for me.

*sigh*


2,361 posted on 06/09/2006 9:48:32 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: ronaldbizworld
wow I can't believe a lame spammer has spawned a thread that is over 2300 posts long now!!

This is awesome =)

Well I'm not one to stop a good thing ;-)

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2,362 posted on 06/09/2006 9:56:51 PM PDT by battousai (The mainstream media; as honest as the French are clean.)
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To: NicknamedBob
...if you are wondering how Zarqawi's first day in Paradise went, here's a link.

"It's just common martyr courtesy, and that's why around the AQ office we call Brut "the smell of death". "

roflmAo!

2,363 posted on 06/09/2006 10:01:52 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: battousai

we've been doing this every month for years :)


2,364 posted on 06/09/2006 10:04:47 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I hope you feel better soon


2,365 posted on 06/09/2006 10:05:41 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: fanfan

The other good news is that he floated :-). Just happened to be face down. I fished him out in about 10 seconds, and he was happy to get back in as soon as I dried his face.


2,366 posted on 06/10/2006 4:34:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I am a daughter of God, a child of the King, a holy fire burning with His love.)
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To: Tax-chick

In survival swimming, they teach toddlers to roll over in the water. Face up, they can stay afloat and alive until someone finds them.

It's scary to watch, but it seems to work.

Gotta go to work. Seeya later!


2,367 posted on 06/10/2006 4:46:15 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NonLinear
...chicks go crazy over that stuff, you know.

They swoon when one mentions astronomy!! ;)

2,368 posted on 06/10/2006 5:57:55 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
They swoon when one mentions astronomy!! ;)

So THAT's what I did wrong. In my younger days I did a bit of mooning, and couldn't quite figure out why the fairer sex weren't swooping...

Astronomy, eh? Missed it by that much..

2,369 posted on 06/10/2006 6:14:39 AM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: NonLinear

They like men with big telescopes.....


2,370 posted on 06/10/2006 6:20:26 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Mine is under construction...


2,371 posted on 06/10/2006 6:34:05 AM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: NonLinear
hehe.. speaking of phallic symbols; notice how our Wellington Monument resembles your Washington Monument:

__

2,372 posted on 06/10/2006 6:41:47 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Did the canary use foul language?


2,373 posted on 06/10/2006 8:10:27 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul !)
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To: King Prout

Thank you, I do now.(feel better) ;)


2,374 posted on 06/10/2006 9:09:43 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Howya Stephe!!


2,375 posted on 06/10/2006 9:25:18 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Howya Es!!


2,376 posted on 06/10/2006 9:25:47 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hello!
I feel better than I felt last night and I'm at work.;o)


2,377 posted on 06/10/2006 9:34:17 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA
I feel better than I felt last night

That good!!

and I'm at work.;o)

That's bad!!

2,378 posted on 06/10/2006 9:42:19 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Silly!!

I was feeling awful last night.

;-))


2,379 posted on 06/10/2006 9:57:42 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

But you are better today? :)


2,380 posted on 06/10/2006 10:04:49 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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