This is awesome =)
Well I'm not one to stop a good thing ;-)
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I have achieved retroactive virginity.
yay, me.
In about two hours, it shall be exactly five years since the last time I shared the gentle art.
She and I went our separate ways in mid June, 2001.
The next set of dates which appeared to be trending bedwards was rudely interrupted by the events of 9-11. Thanks a heap, Osama.
And then I left Atlanta, to settle in Podunk to help my mother rescue her business from foolishness and inefficiency. In this I have succeeded, but at the cost of near-complete cessation of my social life.
Tonight, on this anniversary of sorts, I am not disposed to accept this loss without at least a whine of complaint.
*whine*
there... that's better.
Yet a whine is not a solution. I am here, and here I appear to be destined to remain. I have familial obligations which I cannot shrug off or pass on - I cannot leave for greener pastures. Nor can I change myself to suit the available pool of local women, unless I am willing to get a lobotomy and spend half my life in church... or, going the other way, give myself a lobotomy and immerse myself in a completely uncouth lifestyle. Neither is an appealing option, and neither shall I elect to pursue. The women of Quitman are simply "not my species, dear" - and nothing can be done about it.
Additionally, the favorite passtime in this patch of the Twilight Zone is gossip. Everyone is up in everyone else's affairs. A few years ago, as an example, I made some effort to be kind to a hard-luck woman I have known for quite a while. No dating, no romance, no sex, and none intended. JUST friendliness and counsel. Shortly thereafter I was confronted with the rampant and absolutely serious scuttlebutt of my impending/imminent mariage to the woman.
I don't like being the subject of gossip. I can only imagine what rumors the town would buzz with should I *actually* date and/or bed one of the locals.
*shudder*
So... what other options are there?
There are women in nearby Valdosta whom I'd be interested in dating, who are intelligent, educated, have their heads screwed on straight, have well-developed personalities and interests, are reasonably fit and healthy, come from adequately deep gene pools, and are physically appealing... but of those who are not already married, most are undergraduates at VSU. The age gap seems to me to reduce or negate the viability of this option.
Of the remainder of those who are potentially compatable, most are divorced-with-kid(s). A mother *must* make her kids her no.1 priority, which makes dating difficult at best.
And beyond all the above, an additional hurdle: I have almost no local friends in my age range. Indeed, most of my friends are hundreds or thousands of miles away from this benighted backwater. It is a common characteristic of human social patterns that packs or groups are interacted with by other packs/groups, while loners are shunned. I have absolutely no idea of a way around that factor.
So... an indefinitely extended monastic life for me.
*sigh*
This is awesome =)
Well I'm not one to stop a good thing ;-)
roflmAo!
we've been doing this every month for years :)
I hope you feel better soon
The other good news is that he floated :-). Just happened to be face down. I fished him out in about 10 seconds, and he was happy to get back in as soon as I dried his face.
In survival swimming, they teach toddlers to roll over in the water. Face up, they can stay afloat and alive until someone finds them.
It's scary to watch, but it seems to work.
Gotta go to work. Seeya later!
They swoon when one mentions astronomy!! ;)
They like men with big telescopes.....
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Did the canary use foul language?
Thank you, I do now.(feel better) ;)
Howya Stephe!!
Howya Es!!
Hello!
I feel better than I felt last night and I'm at work.;o)
That good!!
and I'm at work.;o)
That's bad!!
Silly!!
I was feeling awful last night.
;-))
But you are better today? :)
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