WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)

Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[Darksheare]

Not gonna mess with 64 bit stuff myself until I have enough extra cash to build "the monster"..

[Monkey Face]

I'd like to fix this thing with a sledge hammer.

[Darksheare]

Lawg prefer rock to fix keyboard.
Make funny noises when rock fix keyboard.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

No.. that was my fault! ;)

[Darksheare]

I see!
And I got blamed for it!
;-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

A man said about a local mechanic: "Give that man two sledge hammers, and can fix anything!"

[Monkey Face]

I would never hear the end of it if I modified this thing in any way. If I didn't get it from my daughter, my grandson would have a snit, and then my son-in-law would add his $2 worth.

Thanks for the suggestions, though.

[Old_Mil]

DEAR RONALDBIZWORLD,

I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT ON BEHALF OF MY SISTER MRS MARIAM ABACHA, THE WIFE OF OUR FORMER HEAD OF STATE, LATE GENERAL SANNI ABACHA, NOT MINDING THE CONSEQUENCES, BUT HOPING THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND OUR PREDICAMENT HENCE THE NEED FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE AND CO-OPERATION.

I AM PRINCE ISA AHMED THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MRS, MARIAM ABACHA. SHE GOT YOUR CONTACT WHILE GOING THROUGH HER LATE HUSBAND'S LIBRARY AND HOPE THAT YOU CAN GIVE US ADEQUATE ASSISTANCE.

MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$35,000,000) OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR TRUSTED BANK ACCOUNT ABROAD. THESE FUNDS WERE PART OF THE FUNDS, WHICH WAS FOUND IN HER LATE HUSBAND'S PRIVATE ROOM. IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIS SUDDEN DEATH LAST YEAR AND SHE QUICKLY INFORMED ME, SINCE I VIRTUALLY RUN MOST OF HER SECRET BUSINESS BOTH HERE IN NIGERIA AND OVERSEAS, AS SHE HAS A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN ME AND FORTUNATELY WITH MY IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE, AND CONTACT WE WERE ABLE TO DEPOSIT THE MONEY IN A SECURITY VAULT PENDING WHEN THE WHOLE SITUATION WILL BE CALM.

PRESENTLY, ALL THE FAMILY BANK ACCOUNTS ABROAD WERE FROZEN BY OUR FORMER HEAD OF STATE GENERAL ABDUSALAMI ABUBAKAR BECAUSE OF ALLEGED LOOTING OF OUR NATION'S MONEY BY HER LATE HUSBAND GENERAL SANNI ABACHA, BUT FORTUNATELY FOR US, WE ARE NOW IN A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT, AND THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE THE MONEY OUT OF NIGERIA, WE ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE FUNDS AFTER THE TRANSACTION FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS AN ASSURANCE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THE AMOUNT INVOLVED COMFORTABLY AND ALSO I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS VERY ARRANGEMENT.

IS REST ASSURED THAT THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED SINCE I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING HERE IN NIGERIA?

I WANT YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INFORM ME OF YOUR WILLINGNESS IN ASSISTING / CO-OPERATING WITH US ON MY E-MAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU FULL DETAILS OF THIS TRANSACTION AND LET MAKE rearrangement FOR A MEETING AND DISCUSS AT LENGTH ON HOW TO TRANSFER THE SAID FUND. FINALLY, I AM TRUSTING ON YOUR FULL UNDERSTANDING OF THE ABOVE AND HOPING THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY. AWAITING WITH INTEREST YOUR RESPONSE AND HOPING TO DEVELOP GOOD BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

PRINCE ISA AHMED

[Irish_Thatcherite]

No one ever blames me:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/keyword?k=irishthatcheritesfault

(maybe that's because the keyword is too long....)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Click on the page.

Hold Down the control key and turn the mouse wheel to enlarge or shrink the font.

This is not permanent. It will only last until you close the window.

I know I am not your mommy but here is a hug anyway.

{{{{Monkey Face}}}}

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I think I got an email from you! ;)

[Monkey Face]

I could definitely make short work of this, that's for sure.

See, by being here, I'm allowing myself to be abused by three people who have inflated images of their greatness and their exalted places in the world. I would hate to disrupt their auras and let them know they are really only human.

I have to kiss a lot of feet while I'm here...*blech*

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Don't feel bad - we can attribute some of the blame to you! ;)

[NicknamedBob]

I use the two-hammer technique quite often.

One of the problems of today's puny lumber sizes is that the board moves when you are trying to pound a nail into it. (Such as with toenailing.)

The answer is to hold a second hammer on the other side of the board to accept the momentum, while the first hammer drives the nail without disturbing the position of the board.

[Monkey Face]

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!

OK! Thanks! *HUGS*

[Darksheare]

Oh.
Okers.
That would be very bad, yes.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You could use a bench!! ;)

[Darksheare]

Maybe.
It could just be easier to blame me..

[Monkey Face]

Nope. I had nothing to do with it. My daughter is the product of her dad, and that's were it sits. The story is long and sordid. Suffice it to say that my efforts at mothering this particular offspring were a total waste.

Her memories of her childhood are radically different from events as they actually transpired.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I feel left out!!