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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Tittering among the Ewoks on the moon of Endor when they see Chewbacca...

"Look at the size of those feet. You know what they say ..."


1,361 posted on 06/05/2006 8:30:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: Darksheare
Carved into the wall of the main hanger on Hoth:
"Kilroy was here."

In the Senates excutive mens room on Coruscant:
For kinky Dark Jedi man-love, call 1-555-EMPORER...

1,362 posted on 06/05/2006 8:31:39 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

Speeder Bike warning label: Not to be operated under the influence of Sith arts, or by Ewoks.


1,363 posted on 06/05/2006 8:34:44 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Julia Childs on Hoth with Han: "And this is how you prepare your gutted Tauntaun.."


1,364 posted on 06/05/2006 8:35:33 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse

Richard Simmons standing in front of Jabba the Hut, ready to lead exercises.

No punch line. The visual is enough.


1,365 posted on 06/05/2006 8:40:15 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
Croc Hunter: Oooh... now here's a beauty you don't see in the wild to often. These Rancor are some mean buggers. See how's he's reaching for me with those long fingers of his and...oh... hey now hold on there mate...

Yaaarrrggheeehh....

1,366 posted on 06/05/2006 8:42:35 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

Strangely, I can see the Rancor doing jazzercise right before eating a Gamorrean..


1,367 posted on 06/05/2006 8:42:47 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
I gotta sleep.

And now I'm gonna have some really strange dreams!


Thanks!

1,368 posted on 06/05/2006 8:45:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare

Yeah... me too. Got another workout in the AM. Still trying to recoup from last weeks 4-days in a row blow out. Normally, I'm two on, one off, two on, two off... Memorial Day through that off kilter.


1,369 posted on 06/05/2006 8:46:13 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

"And here we have a Sarlacc pit. Now the Sarlacc are getting rare out in the wild due to people blowin' 'em up! They claim they are vicious eating machines, and don't understand that they are simply just animals out in the wild. And just look at those tentacles.. "


1,370 posted on 06/05/2006 8:46:29 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Welcome!
Have a good evening.


1,371 posted on 06/05/2006 8:48:32 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: thefactor
Ping for the Star Wars(TM) bumper stickers--I thought you'd get a laugh. I only get a bout half of them, and my favorite was actually one of Leia's T-shirtst:

"I was on Jabba's Sail Barge in a brass bikini and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".
--post 1359 by Dead Corpse.

Start in the 1300s.

1,372 posted on 06/05/2006 8:49:06 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must)
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To: Darksheare; All

FYI... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1644062/posts


1,373 posted on 06/05/2006 8:49:56 PM PDT by tubebender (Tagline...I don't need no stinking tagline...)
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To: tubebender

I swear it isn't my fault.


1,374 posted on 06/05/2006 9:00:37 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare

Of course not.


1,375 posted on 06/06/2006 4:31:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I am a daughter of God, a child of the King, a holy fire burning with His love.)
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To: Darksheare
Yes it was.

Ok. Maybe not. But you are a convenient scapegoat. ;-)

1,376 posted on 06/06/2006 7:02:51 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Is darks gonna take the rap??


1,377 posted on 06/06/2006 10:09:22 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul !)
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To: NicknamedBob

""And now I'm gonna have some really strange dreams!""

........................so what else is new?


1,378 posted on 06/06/2006 10:10:21 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul !)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I hope so. I know I refuse to accept responsibility for someone elses actions.


1,379 posted on 06/06/2006 10:13:54 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse

Amen, brother!


1,380 posted on 06/06/2006 10:15:32 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (If you got Sowell, you got Soul !)
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