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WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)
Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

Posted on 05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT by ronaldbizworld

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.


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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
You can never really understand another person. You might think you can but then something will pop up and you will find your self thinking that you never knew them at all.

When you throw in the guy/girl thing it only gets worse.

1,341 posted on 06/05/2006 7:57:03 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Prithee, Sire. What dost thou mean?


1,342 posted on 06/05/2006 7:57:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: Navy Patriot
Nope but welcome.

Care for some Spam Cookies? We seem to have a lot of it.

1,343 posted on 06/05/2006 7:58:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"You can never really understand another person."

I love the joke about the Psychiatrists. One is leaving the building, stops and says "Good Night!"

The other sits there musing for a long time ... "I wonder what he meant by that?"

1,344 posted on 06/05/2006 8:01:06 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob
LOL and on that note... good night!
1,345 posted on 06/05/2006 8:02:29 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In 2002 the bottom 20% did 4.3% of the work, the top 20% did 33.9% of the work.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Heh heh heh.

I was wondering if, in the Star Wars universe, the Stygian Crystals used for the cloaking devices could be used to make a lightsaber blade that was cloaked..


But, G. Lucas probably never thought of that.


1,346 posted on 06/05/2006 8:02:31 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

Vader turns to Tarkin and shrugs.
Later is seen wearing a shirt that says, 'Chicks dig the cape.'


1,347 posted on 06/05/2006 8:03:43 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
From tv series Firefly. Episode War Stories.

BOOK (O.S.)
Have you ever read the works of Shan Yu?

INT. INFIRMARY/COMMON AREA - DAY

Simon is studying the data. Book is as well, though not as close or intently.

SIMON
Shan Yu, the psychotic dictator?

BOOK
Yep. Fancied himself quite the
warrior poet. Wrote volumes on war,
torture... the limits of human
endurance.

SIMON
(absorbed in the screen)
That's nice...

BOOK
He said "live with a man 40 years,
share his house, his meals, speak on
every subject. Then tie him up and
hold him over the volcano's edge.
And on that day you will finally meet
the man."

Interesting points, even for a sci-fi show....

1,348 posted on 06/05/2006 8:04:19 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Darksheare

Bumper sticker on his TIE Advanced Fighter says, "Don't laugh, it's paid for". On the Super Star Destroyer Executor, "My kid is an honor student at Yoda's Jedi Academy".


1,349 posted on 06/05/2006 8:07:23 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Bumper sticker on the Millenium Falcon...

"I brake for animals ... when the Wookiee is driving."


1,350 posted on 06/05/2006 8:11:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Bumper sticker on an AT-ST: "It does NOT have chicken legs!"


1,351 posted on 06/05/2006 8:13:57 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

Bumper sticker on the Death Star "How's my driving? Call 1-800-Pal-Patin"


1,352 posted on 06/05/2006 8:16:17 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse

Bumper sticker on the Death Star ...

"Smile! You've been Mooned!"


1,353 posted on 06/05/2006 8:16:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

Mos Eisley cantina: "That wasn't Bantha."


1,354 posted on 06/05/2006 8:19:17 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse

Bumper sticker on R2-D2 ...

"Weebles wobble ... but they look kinda sexy."


1,355 posted on 06/05/2006 8:19:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

Luke's sandspeeder rear bumper: "I almost stood up to a Tusken Raider."


1,356 posted on 06/05/2006 8:21:09 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
Mos Eisley cantina ...

Luke says, "Wow! This is some kind of a Space Bar!"

Crocodile Dundee leans over and says, "That's not a Space Bar ... this                  is a space bar!"

1,357 posted on 06/05/2006 8:23:27 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I grew up so long ago that being grown-up was more fun than being a kid!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

Bumper sticker on Death Star II: "Rebel Scum kiss their sisters."


1,358 posted on 06/05/2006 8:25:31 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare
T-shirt in Leia's closet:

"I was on Jabba's Sail Barge in a brass bikini and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".

On a Bespin singles bulletin board:
Lonely 30-something BM administrator looking for human female for dancing, dining, and casual betrayal amongst the Clouds. No smokers please...

1,359 posted on 06/05/2006 8:25:40 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

Bespin bulletin board: "Sith Lord in search of motivated Jedi. Meet me in Carbon Freezing chambers for warm discussion of business over sparking repartee. Firm handshake a must."


1,360 posted on 06/05/2006 8:29:54 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
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