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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST | 04/21/2006 | IPW

Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton

Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: peacebaby

Great, something else to go down on my permanent record.


221 posted on 04/21/2006 10:02:25 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: Steelerfan

you're lucky my short-term memory is bad.

(but I write EVERYTHING down.)


222 posted on 04/21/2006 10:04:33 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
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To: Auntbee
"Looking real good about going to Dallas on July 4th"

Is that an important date in the eyes of Texans?
223 posted on 04/21/2006 10:09:20 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, bring back Paulab)
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To: BJClinton

Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


224 posted on 04/21/2006 10:09:42 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: conservativebabe; peacebaby


225 posted on 04/21/2006 10:09:54 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Liberty Valance

My, I like the way you think!


226 posted on 04/21/2006 10:11:15 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
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To: All; BJClinton
BJClinton's arms after a month at sea?


227 posted on 04/21/2006 10:11:32 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

That looks downright painful!


228 posted on 04/21/2006 10:12:11 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Is there supposed to be something in that post? I don't see anything.


229 posted on 04/21/2006 10:12:40 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: conservativebabe

Yes, look closer.


230 posted on 04/21/2006 10:13:05 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: conservativebabe

close your nose.


231 posted on 04/21/2006 10:13:13 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
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To: Liberty Valance

I like that one!


232 posted on 04/21/2006 10:13:35 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Is that an important date in the eyes of Texans?

Yup. H-E-B usually puts their t-bones, rib-eyes and brisquet on sale the week before.
233 posted on 04/21/2006 10:14:47 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Ewww..
234 posted on 04/21/2006 10:14:49 AM PDT by baker_girl (I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
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To: Hoodlum91

Are you gonna stomp me?


235 posted on 04/21/2006 10:15:19 AM PDT by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: baker_girl

As I said, only in America...
236 posted on 04/21/2006 10:16:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Gov't solution to invasion=band aid. What we need is to fix the leak, before we clean up the mess.)
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To: Liberty Valance

Women are like apples? I have an apple tree. I intend to pick all of the apples before they fall off, chop them up and make cider out of them. Where does that fit into the analogy?


237 posted on 04/21/2006 10:16:43 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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To: RockinRight

Only if you want me to!

I'll squash you gently instead.


238 posted on 04/21/2006 10:16:52 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: peacebaby

The good news is that I cannot get into anywhere near the trouble here that I am going to get into for sending Mrs. Steelerfan that joke.

That counts as good news right?


239 posted on 04/21/2006 10:18:20 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: King Prout
BJClinton's arms after a month at sea?

Or the week after first getting a broadband connection.

Did I say that out loud?
240 posted on 04/21/2006 10:18:37 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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