Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have baby girl

The Chicago Tribune ^ | April 18, 2006

[Clintonfatigued]

The Tomkitten has arrived.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.

The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

[peyton randolph]

Every time you see him on the screen all you can think about is him shoveling placenta into his mouth.

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I suspect he's put far worse in his mouth and other orfices.

[EveningStar]

I didn't know that. :)

[BossLady]

Suri = a type of Alpaca with dreadlocks

Surian = a lightweight hardwood that yields soft, easy to work with, fragrant timber

ALSO....Surian = the Monastery of the Syrians, which has one of the richest ancient libraries in Christendom

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL

[Doohickey]

Far funnier than any joke I had...uh...cooked up.

[Central Scrutiniser]

True fact, SNL once tried to do a faux commercial for Placenta Helper, back in the early original days. The network said no.

They also said no to "Jesus of Nashville" with a rhinestone Jesus on the cross singing "I've got a Tiger by the Tail"

[EveningStar]

Remember when Lauren Hutton was on the show and they claimed that Eddie Murphy refused to do a segment with her called "American Jigaboo"?

[Nachum]

I bet the daughter tells dad to take his religion and shove it when she grows up...

[KoRn]

ROFLMAO!!!

[cmsgop]

[SevenofNine]

You got that right AD

I got question where is LA County Children welfare services that what I want to know

[Calvin Locke]

It was a fad back in 80s, er, 1980s. What I remember of the article, besides the tree thing, or just burying it (part
of the home birth fad), a male eating one isn't harmful.

Making a habit out of it, well, the thing is full of female hormones...

[unixfox]

Guuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhrooooooooooooooossssssssssssss!!!!

[LA Woman3]

The name Suri has Hebrew origins meaning princess, and in Persian meaning "red rose."

[al baby]

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[RepoGirl]

What kind of wine would you serve with that?

[EveningStar]

I'm not going to answer that. I would get banned.

[gondramB]

"What kind of wine would you serve with that?"

I think a Chianti would be the logical choice.

[gondramB]

Oh, and {insert obligatory farber bean joke} here.

[jocon307]

"Grier Hammond Henchy"

LOL, I posted to you in agreement on another thread, but I gotta post to you here and say that is one goshawful name. I'll give it to Tom & Katie on the name, Suri is a much better name that Grier for a girl. I mean, hey, at least make it ROSEY GRIER if you must! Or is it gri=er? that's still bad.