Posted on 04/18/2006 5:28:48 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
The Tomkitten has arrived.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.
The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
(Excerpt) Read more at metromix.chicagotribune.com ...
I'm sure Howard Stern will say "Let's put this on the "Who Gives a S**t?" channel.
PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively that actress Brooke Shields gave birth to a baby girl this morning in Los Angeles. Grier Hammond Henchy weighed in at 7lbs. 20 inches.
I hope Tom didn't steal Brooke's baby!
GMTA
"Suri Cruise" sounds like Syracuse.
ROTFLMAO!!!! You are BAD! Too funny. Thanks for the belly laugh Paleo.
"We've been studying what a woman goes through, what happens to a woman's body."
No doubt a crash course for Tom, who appears to have been, shall we say, rather sheltered from women's bodies.
OMFG!!!!
LOLOL
If it was a boy, they would have named it after the father, L. Ron.
"The big question is, did he eat the placenta? /sarc"
He say is going to. I don't lay down the law around here much... most likely not enough... BUT... no one in this family is to ever watch or read anything that has to do with that fool again. Anyway... it's always the MOTHER in the wild... and that does not include humans that eats the placenta... AND... they will NOT do so if they are offered sufficient minerals.
This guy is a true idiot!
Hopefully, his parents will hire a good nanny.
That was my first question when I saw the title of the thread....
Hail Xenu!
The placenta story made me gag. I hope it's not true!
And it sounds like the same vital stats.
LOL, "Placenta Helper" was an old SNL skit that the NBC censors wouldn't air.
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