To: AD from SpringBay
For some reason, I had this bizarre thought that if we ever needed to repel an alien invasion from outer space, we could place a huge photo of a bikini-clad Helen Thomas there instead.
6 posted on
04/07/2006 7:31:30 AM PDT by
rightwingintelligentsia
(We are a nation of laws before we are a nation of immigrants.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Gives the idea of a proving grounds a whole new meaning.
12 posted on
04/07/2006 7:34:31 AM PDT by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Oh no!
Someonme just had to mention Helen Thomas's name, didn't they?!
Now we're gonna get slammed with many unwanted pictures of Helen!
Closing my eyes now.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
That is hilarious! ROTFLMAO.............
To: rightwingintelligentsia
For some reason, I had this bizarre thought that if we ever needed to repel an alien invasion from outer space, we could place a huge photo of a bikini-clad Helen Thomas there instead. Or else we would attract an invasion force of alien lesbians who all look like Helen. I now have a bullet saved just for that occurrence.
19 posted on
04/07/2006 7:41:51 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(If you have a leaking pipe, you shut off the water valve before deciding on amnesty for the puddles.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Now I need a pointy stick to poke out my mind's eye.
59 posted on
04/07/2006 8:43:53 AM PDT by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
we could place a huge photo of a bikini-clad Helen Thomas there instead. Um, no we couldn't.
"Clark County emergency rescue, we need immediate assistance! A windstorm has resulted in freak accident and one of our workers is trapped between Helen Thomas' boobs and is being slowly strangled. Oh, the humanity! Hurry!!"
To: rightwingintelligentsia
> a huge photo of a bikini-clad Helen Thomas I suspect the surface of the Earth would shrink away from that person, rather than allowing such a photo to touch it...
161 posted on
04/07/2006 5:22:45 PM PDT by
NewJerseyJoe
(Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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