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Shania may be the source of all evil. She is making people drive drunk as well.

Regards, Ivan


1 posted on 03/30/2006 2:29:36 AM PST by MadIvan
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She "shot off" prematurely.


46 posted on 03/30/2006 3:39:02 AM PST by chemicalman (Many have skeletons in their closets. In New Orleans, we have skeletons in our attics.)
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I thought guns were illegal in england.


47 posted on 03/30/2006 3:40:37 AM PST by Axlrose
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Shania may be the source of all evil. She is making people drive drunk as well.
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If this continues we might need a Shania Twain crime alert ping-list!
49 posted on 03/30/2006 3:44:24 AM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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"I was trying to wake him up. I was slapping his face and trying to open his eyes, and he just wouldn't wake up."


Shotguns have a way of doing that.


52 posted on 03/30/2006 3:47:56 AM PST by saganite (The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
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First, only an idiot would play with a firearm. Second -
"It was a game, it was a game", she said. "It was just a sexual game."

Sex Kills!
58 posted on 03/30/2006 3:52:02 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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ah the rich of England still have guns to be able to shoot their spouses during erotic dancing to Shania Twain.

Of course the average citizen in Britain, has to suffice with garroting or bludgeoning or stabbing their spouses during erotic dancing to Shania Twain.

Britain anti-gun ping.
60 posted on 03/30/2006 3:54:35 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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Maybe he shot first.


65 posted on 03/30/2006 3:58:27 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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The song contains erotically-charged lyrics.

huh? Not when I sing it.

66 posted on 03/30/2006 4:05:13 AM PST by SouthernFreebird
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Dancing with a shotgun?

That's a real cute excuse.

74 posted on 03/30/2006 4:14:12 AM PST by Reactionary (The Moonbats Need an Enema)
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Hey, Who is going to start the 'Crime by Shania Twain' ping list?


77 posted on 03/30/2006 4:20:47 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (Not today.)
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If your idea of foreplay includes a shotgun and a Shania Twain song... at the same time... you just might be redneck.


78 posted on 03/30/2006 4:22:50 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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What's up Doc?
Whatcha doing?
What's up Doc?
You're going to hurt someone
With that old shotgun
What's up Doc?

79 posted on 03/30/2006 4:24:09 AM PST by csvset
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To: MadIvan; martin_fierro; HEY4QDEMS

Outstanding post. Just checking in for pictures of Shania. Thanks. :)


80 posted on 03/30/2006 4:27:04 AM PST by PGalt
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I sense a country song coming out of this -

I was drunk
When my mama shot my daddy with his shotgun
As she danced provocatively to the music of Shania Twain...

81 posted on 03/30/2006 4:27:13 AM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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This has to show up as the plot on Law and Order.


86 posted on 03/30/2006 5:24:27 AM PST by Mercat
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It was only about sex. Can't we just move on?


89 posted on 03/30/2006 5:35:13 AM PST by Jim Noble (And you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!)
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He got banged by Shania Twain ?!?!?! .....cool !


96 posted on 03/30/2006 6:10:29 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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It's Shania's fault.


99 posted on 03/30/2006 7:08:39 AM PST by Born Conservative (Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
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Is the BSA500 shotgun a pump shooter?


107 posted on 03/30/2006 9:18:54 AM PST by B4Ranch (Immigration Control and Border Security -The jobs George W. Bush doesn't want to do.)
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Shotguns don't kill,erotic dancers do.


108 posted on 03/30/2006 9:20:33 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (It's only those lying SOBs with agendas,who keep telling us there are jobs Americans won't do !)
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