1 posted on
03/30/2006 2:29:36 AM PST by
MadIvan
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2 posted on
03/30/2006 2:29:54 AM PST by
MadIvan
(Ya hya chouhada! Dune fans, visit - http://www.thesietch.com/)
To: MadIvan
LOL! People are such idiots. If they use a loaded gun in a game, its Russian roulette.
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
3 posted on
03/30/2006 2:31:31 AM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: MadIvan
Note to self, no guns in certain situations.
4 posted on
03/30/2006 2:31:52 AM PST by
bmwcyle
(We got permits, yes we DO! We got permits, how 'bout YOU?;))
To: MadIvan
It's gratuitous cheesecake time.
You're welcome.
6 posted on
03/30/2006 2:35:32 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(5 days / 4 Memorial Svcs = T3H 5UCK)
To: MadIvan
There are some tragedies you just shouldn't joke about. Fortunately, this isn't one of them...
7 posted on
03/30/2006 2:36:36 AM PST by
durasell
(!)
To: MadIvan
Note to self keep wife away from Shotgun when dancing
8 posted on
03/30/2006 2:36:54 AM PST by
tonycavanagh
(We got plenty of doomsayers where are the truth sayers)
To: MadIvan
Are you guys buying her story? I wouldn't be too sure.
9 posted on
03/30/2006 2:39:29 AM PST by
MaDeuce
(Do it to them, before they do it to you! (MaDuce = M2HB .50 BMG))
To: MadIvan
10 posted on
03/30/2006 2:39:59 AM PST by
SIDENET
(Gonna shake it, gonna break it, let's forget it better still)
To: MadIvan
A shotgun is no substitute for a brass poll.
To: MadIvan
What is a "dressing gown"? It's not a robe, or else they would have called it that, right? So the dude puts on women's clothing and gets shot by his wife who is dancing with a shotgun.
If I ever want my next wife/GF to dance with a shotgun while I don women's clothing I would expect her to shoot me, too.
20 posted on
03/30/2006 2:59:37 AM PST by
manwiththehands
(A Republican is as a Republican does.)
To: Travis McGee; Joe Brower; Mr. Mojo; DaveLoneRanger
man and here i was all set to get a new shotgun and shania twain cd for my honeymoon i geuss thats out of the question now :-( I will however still bring my gun on the honeymoon :-)
21 posted on
03/30/2006 2:59:48 AM PST by
freepatriot32
(Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
To: MadIvan
Shania may be the source of all evil. She is making people drive drunk as well.
And to think, I thought that everything was 'Bush's Fault'.
26 posted on
03/30/2006 3:11:44 AM PST by
HEY4QDEMS
(Remember 9/11. The left have already forgotten.)
To: MadIvan
How my husband died in our Shania Twain sex game... Happy, I suppose...
To: MadIvan
That don't impress me much.......
30 posted on
03/30/2006 3:17:58 AM PST by
Jackknife
( "I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father'." —Will Rogers)
To: MadIvan
I guess it wasn't his "Love gun..."
34 posted on
03/30/2006 3:20:28 AM PST by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: MadIvan
"We were playing with a gun, it just went off. I don't believe it."Yeah, I don't believe it either.
To: MadIvan
And never the Twain shall meet.
38 posted on
03/30/2006 3:24:13 AM PST by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: MadIvan
Ivan, my friend I always love your posts. Have a good day.
39 posted on
03/30/2006 3:26:18 AM PST by
sam I am
To: HarleyD; Alex Murphy; irishtenor
***I'm holding the barrels of the gun and I'm dancing holding the gun. I was entertaining my husband***
A sucking chest wound is never entertaining.
Now for some of Shania's Greatest Songs to Have Sex Games With:
Crime Of The Century
God Ain't Gonna Getcha For That
Is There Life After Love?
Raining On Our Love
No One Needs To Know
Love Gets Me Every Time
Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)
Whatever You Do! Don't!
I'm Gonna Getcha Good!
It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing
44 posted on
03/30/2006 3:35:34 AM PST by
Gamecock
(I’m so thankful for the active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. (Machen on his deathbed.)
To: MadIvan
"She said that at the end of the song she put the shotgun on to the floor beside her. With tears streaming down her face she said: "It just went off…it just went bang." " A variant of the Menendez defense. "I don't know what happened, it just went bang."
45 posted on
03/30/2006 3:38:56 AM PST by
tom h
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