**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

[backinthefold]

Blond Joke....

 

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons.

I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and
place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his
mouth for one minute.

"Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.".
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed  his
Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the
man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the
top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his 
genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were  delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
the back of the bar.  

 

A Blonde woman timidly spoke up .

I'll try It! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer
bottle.

[Maximus of Texas]

I figured all youngin's had their buttons pierced.

[peacebaby]

Yes, Smooth.

Excellent song...good salsa beat, too. Makes me want to dance.

[r-q-tek86]

how else would one do this

to their hair?

[day10]

There was a group called "Pet Shop Boys"??

New one on me.......

That must have been after the 70's......LOL

[LongElegantLegs]

Nah, too trendy for me. Like the butt-crack butterfly. :-)

[finnman69]

http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/2510861.html

Six Busted in Wet T-Shirt Contest


Bay County sheriff's deputies made their first lewd and lascivious arrests of spring break.

It started with a wet t-shirt contest that took place Tuesday night at Hammerhead Fred's bar on Thomas Drive.

Investigators say the male DJs and customers used alcohol to help encourage the female participants to remove the t-shirts, expose themselves, and allow the audience to fondle them and bite their breasts.

Capt. Rickie Ramie of the BCSO Special Investigations Unit explained, “They had taken a contest and basically there were females up there performing oral sex on one another, that was the original complaint. And we sent in a couple of investigators in at the time to see what was taking place. Inside they saw, certainly things that would be classified as violations of the law."

Deputies arrested six people. Thirty-two-year-old Charles Ray Bunch of Panama City is accused of solicitation for lewd and lascivious conduct by the contestants. Seventeen-year-old Jacqucin Strong of Orange Beach, Alabama was arrested on nudity and indecent conduct.

Also charged were: Louis Adrian Green, 34, of Essixville, Michigan, Christopher Scott, 21 of Saginaw, Michigan, Dianna Chang , 23 of Naperville, Illinois, and an Illinois man was charged with resisting an officer without violence.

[peacebaby]

Yes, they were after the 70s...popular in the mid-80s, I believe.

[The_Victor]

That must have been after the 70's......LOL

Having a senior moment?.... :)

[r-q-tek86]

one for you...

Sweet little sugar talker
Paradise dream stealer
Warhol's Darling queen, ________
Innocence dripped blood, sweet child

Why did you kiss the world goodbye
Ciao Baby
Don't you know paradise takes time
It takes time, but your not there
Fade away now
But your not there

[LongElegantLegs]

Wow; If I only had a yard, it would have been a toss-up between getting an Australian Shepherd and an Australian Cattledog.
That's so neat that you show them! I bet that's fun.

[Xenophobic Alien]

wrong title

[r-q-tek86]

see... and I was wondering why we hadn't seen Max in a while...

[day10]

LOL! No, I just kinda gave up on popular music in the 80's for a while because it all sounded exactly the same to me. I swear there were some of the British groups that had the same people but just changed the name of the band.....

[day10]

Useless.Without.Pics. :-)

[peacebaby]

I can't place this song...I'm not good at it like day10 is.

I can dish them out, I just can't figure them out.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Edie - The Cult.

[r-q-tek86]

Here's a hint...

[r-q-tek86]

I had it blasting on the way in this morning... I'm sure the drivers around me were wondering what the hell I was doing.

[peacebaby]

She held me spellbound in the night
Dancing shadows and fire light
Crazy laughter in another room
And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon.