Donald Trump's Wife Gives Birth to a Boy

AP ^ | March 20, 2006 | Not Attributed

[katieanna]

NEW YORK -- Donald Trump 's wife gave birth to a boy Monday, the billionaire developer announced.

"Everyone's perfect," Trump said in a telephone interview on MSNBC's "Imus in the Morning," about 20 minutes after the arrival of his fifth child.

Trump said the new baby was already making him feel younger.

"I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young," he said.

[katieanna]

Boy's name: Barron William Trump

[RolandBurnam]

interestingly, he was born with a comb-over.

[YouPosting2Me]

You're Pacifier'd!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Does he have his father's hair?

[newgeezer]

© JOHN SMOCK/AP

Donald and Melania Knauss Trump

Any guesses as to how long before this one's on the scrap heap, too?

[domenad]

Fantastic. Just wait.

"Son, I asked you to mow the lawn. The grass is ragged, uneven, you didn't even edge properly. You're fired."

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Here's a gift for the little guy.

[subterfuge]

Reportedly, Donald Trump's wife DOES have her own name.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young," he said.

Sure. It did wonders for Anthony Quinn and Tony Randall.

[Conservative Texan Mom]

The man has a new baby and his focus is on how young it makes him feel! I guess when the newness wears off, and he starts feeling his age it'll be time to trade in the older model for a new one, and procreate, and so on, and so on, and so on. With all the child support and divorce settlements you'd think he'd realize plastic surgery is cheaper, if he wants to feel young that is.

[baker_girl]

LOL!

He does not look happy.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[newgeezer]

Reportedly, Donald Trump's wife DOES have her own name.

LOL. When she decided to become the Donald's latest tart, she forfeited her identity (a small price to pay, I'm sure).

[freedumb2003]

No, THERE he does not look happy!

(got a link to the original ;) )

[Ditter]

You beat me to it, I was going to comment on the kids hair too. LOL I never had an original thought, it is proved on FR daily.

[katieanna]

Indeed. Any occasion is an occasion for the Donald to talk about himself!

[MotleyGirl70]

Hopefully the boy will have a better sense of hairstyles than his father.

Who's Donald trying to fool with that horrendous comb-over.

Larry King knew what to do.

[SandyEyes]

I hope Trump is more generous with this child then he is to charity cases! With all the money he saved by dumping billions of dollars in debt on his shareholders he should certainly be able to put this son through college!

I like how you pointed out Trump's focus on the birth of his son and you're right. It's all about Donald Trump and feeling younger and image, image, image!

I agree he will eventually trade in this model wife for a newer and younger one down the road. I read somewhere that Trump hired an investigator to bug Marla Maples phone when they were on the outs. I wonder if Trump will hire an investigator to bug the phone of this wife when he dumps her!

[Conservative Texan Mom]

I imagine he'll do what ever it takes. It's all about him.

[SandyEyes]

One thing I forgot to mention when I noticed it in this thread is that Trump appeared on Don Imus 20 minutes after his son was born. 20 Minutes! That is unbelievable even for Donald Trump!

How do you think (t)his wife felt that 20 minutes after she has HIS baby, he is promoting himself and talking about how young he feels on the radio!

I guess Trump looks at his newborn the way he looks at everything...an accessory to his lifestyle!