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Woman Shows Off Five-Pound Monster Mango

By KARIN STANTON Tue Mar 14, 9:47 PM ET

KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii - When Colleen Porter took her mango to the local grocer, it wasn't to sell it, but to weigh it and show it off. Colleen Porter, already a state mango record holder, has been confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records as growing the world's heaviest mango — 5 pounds, 7 ounces. The monster mango appears to be close to the size of a human head.

Porter, 47, a skin care specialist at Kona Center of Facial Surgery, has a certificate from Guinness to prove the record. She's framed it — in mango wood, of course.

Virginia Easton-Smith, West Hawaii agricultural extension agent for the University of Hawaii, who helped with the submission to Guinness, confirms the record. The fruit had to be weighed and documented two separate times by three people. Independent witnesses verified six weighings.

Porter, who tends a small avocado and mango orchard, also stopped by several local grocery stores to check out her mango on their scales. The record-breaking fruit is a Keitt mango, which typically reach two to three pounds.

"All the people I showed it to at Safeway and Sack 'n' Save were just amazed," she said.

Easton-Smith said the Big Island already is noted for producing the world's biggest jackfruit, but having the world's most massive mango is something special.

"We think it's very cool," she said.

Porter said she has been told a photograph of her mango is a "strong contender" to be included in Guinness's next edition, which goes on sale Jan. 1, 2007. The mango record is not found on the Guinness Web site, which includes only a selection of its 40,000 records.

The mango was picked in mid-October and still sits in Porter's refrigerator.

"We're turning it into a piece of art," she said.

Her husband, Scott, has made a mold from the mango and plans to create a sculpture to be painted by her daughter, Megan, an art major in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Porter, who has moved to a new home in Captain Cook, says she almost gave up her orchard.

"One day, I just didn't know if I wanted to keep it up," she said. "I looked up to the sky for some kind of answer and that's when I first saw it."

The granddaughter of farmers, Porter covered the fruit with a bag to prevent insects, birds and rodents gnawing on it and for two months kept vigil.

One day it just looked ready.

"I climbed the ladder and when I touched it, it fell right into my hands," Porter said.

49 posted on 03/15/2006 12:28:05 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Heh ... "Nice mangoes, lady! Mind if'n I hold 'em?"


59 posted on 03/15/2006 12:33:27 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: martin_fierro

Face it.

You would go to jail for those mangos.


61 posted on 03/15/2006 12:34:57 PM PST by freedomlover (The only reason you are still conscious is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack)
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To: martin_fierro

Man! What a pair of mangos she has!.....albeit a little lopsided, but hey, lopsided mangos are better than no mangos. - OB1


63 posted on 03/15/2006 12:35:36 PM PST by OB1kNOb (America is the land of the free BECAUSE of the BRAVE !!)
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To: martin_fierro; Rebelbase

Trick is, you gotta use the right poo.
69 posted on 03/15/2006 12:40:43 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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To: martin_fierro; Rebelbase

Dammit.
71 posted on 03/15/2006 12:42:30 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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To: martin_fierro

Is it wrong that one of her mangos is bigger than the other?

94 posted on 03/15/2006 5:18:59 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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Her husband, Scott, has made a mold from the mango and plans to create a sculpture to be painted by her daughter, Megan, an art major in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Not much goin' on in the art department, apparently. I expected the sentence to end with, "Megan, a first-grader at [such-n-such] elementary school."

98 posted on 03/15/2006 6:15:32 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: martin_fierro

What kind of mango is that? Kennedy mangos here in Florida also grow to very large sizes. The Kennedy mangos are not naturally grown trees. They are the result of grafting. We had such a tree in our yard. When the mangos were almost ripe, the branches of the trees would be bent over due to the weight of the fruit. It looked like that mango tree would have a hernia. Some of the mangos were just inches off the ground.


107 posted on 03/16/2006 7:46:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix ((Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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