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My Papaya Stinks
The Kitchen ^ | 3/15/06 | rebelbase

Posted on 03/15/2006 12:19:15 PM PST by Rebelbase

Woke up this morning and it was rank. What causes that smell?


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To: Rebelbase

Dude... What happened? Did someone hijack your handle or what... This isn't like you!


41 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:43 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: Rebelbase

I hear your gramma's a little on the sour side also.


42 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:09 PM PST by Hatteras
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To: billorites

Frank was the best!


43 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:25 PM PST by jaydubya2
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To: Rebelbase

The Papaya is not a patient fruit. You should have consumed the tropical delectable yesterday.


44 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:56 PM PST by Redcloak (<--- Not always a people person.)
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To: Rebelbase
Well, it's this chemical reaction that starts the moment it is pulled from the ground. If you save it, keep an eye out for the eyes, ha ha! Now, I like 'em scrubbed, pricked, wrapped in foil and baked for about an hour at 400 degrees (for a softer skin), but hubby likes 'em pricked with a fork, the ends trimmed slightly and baked unwrapped for a crispier skin. The usual way to eat potatoes is to cut them....what? You said papaya? Never mind.
45 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:17 PM PST by eyespysomething
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To: K4Harty
Look at his history:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=48963
46 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:27 PM PST by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/.)
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To: Rebelbase

Massengill. Use double strength, and stay off your Honda for a couple of weeks.


47 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:39 PM PST by babble-on
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To: mewzilla
Secret sex life of papaya
48 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:48 PM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Rebelbase; Petronski; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Owl_Eagle; xsmommy; pissant; TheBigB

Woman Shows Off Five-Pound Monster Mango

By KARIN STANTON Tue Mar 14, 9:47 PM ET

KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii - When Colleen Porter took her mango to the local grocer, it wasn't to sell it, but to weigh it and show it off. Colleen Porter, already a state mango record holder, has been confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records as growing the world's heaviest mango — 5 pounds, 7 ounces. The monster mango appears to be close to the size of a human head.

Porter, 47, a skin care specialist at Kona Center of Facial Surgery, has a certificate from Guinness to prove the record. She's framed it — in mango wood, of course.

Virginia Easton-Smith, West Hawaii agricultural extension agent for the University of Hawaii, who helped with the submission to Guinness, confirms the record. The fruit had to be weighed and documented two separate times by three people. Independent witnesses verified six weighings.

Porter, who tends a small avocado and mango orchard, also stopped by several local grocery stores to check out her mango on their scales. The record-breaking fruit is a Keitt mango, which typically reach two to three pounds.

"All the people I showed it to at Safeway and Sack 'n' Save were just amazed," she said.

Easton-Smith said the Big Island already is noted for producing the world's biggest jackfruit, but having the world's most massive mango is something special.

"We think it's very cool," she said.

Porter said she has been told a photograph of her mango is a "strong contender" to be included in Guinness's next edition, which goes on sale Jan. 1, 2007. The mango record is not found on the Guinness Web site, which includes only a selection of its 40,000 records.

The mango was picked in mid-October and still sits in Porter's refrigerator.

"We're turning it into a piece of art," she said.

Her husband, Scott, has made a mold from the mango and plans to create a sculpture to be painted by her daughter, Megan, an art major in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Porter, who has moved to a new home in Captain Cook, says she almost gave up her orchard.

"One day, I just didn't know if I wanted to keep it up," she said. "I looked up to the sky for some kind of answer and that's when I first saw it."

The granddaughter of farmers, Porter covered the fruit with a bag to prevent insects, birds and rodents gnawing on it and for two months kept vigil.

One day it just looked ready.

"I climbed the ladder and when I touched it, it fell right into my hands," Porter said.

49 posted on 03/15/2006 12:28:05 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Rebelbase

IBTZ. Can't believe your home page is still up. For that matter I can't beleive or even understand what your HP is about.
Maybe it is the cause of the stink.


50 posted on 03/15/2006 12:28:12 PM PST by freedomlover (The only reason you are still conscious is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack)
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To: Rebelbase

Just getting my spot on what's sure to become a legendary thread.


51 posted on 03/15/2006 12:29:07 PM PST by Tribune7
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To: Rebelbase

Wow. It's still here.


52 posted on 03/15/2006 12:30:49 PM PST by SuzanneWeeks (If John Kerry didn't exist, Karl Rove would have to invent him)
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To: Rebelbase

Wow. It's still here.


53 posted on 03/15/2006 12:30:50 PM PST by SuzanneWeeks (If John Kerry didn't exist, Karl Rove would have to invent him)
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To: Echo Talon

I am crackers about cheese


54 posted on 03/15/2006 12:31:29 PM PST by Holicheese (UNCW in the final 4?)
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To: Rebelbase

We don' need no STINKING PAPAYAS!!


55 posted on 03/15/2006 12:32:13 PM PST by freedomlover (The only reason you are still conscious is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack)
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To: SuzanneWeeks

"Wow. It's still here."

Guess what? It's still here, still.


56 posted on 03/15/2006 12:32:22 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: SuzanneWeeks

"Wow. It's still here."

Guess what? It's still here, still.


57 posted on 03/15/2006 12:32:55 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Holicheese

lol


58 posted on 03/15/2006 12:33:07 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: martin_fierro

Heh ... "Nice mangoes, lady! Mind if'n I hold 'em?"


59 posted on 03/15/2006 12:33:27 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Rebelbase

"My papaya stinks."

Akana laka pupu?


60 posted on 03/15/2006 12:33:35 PM PST by Graymatter (Former walking encyclopedia. My kids turned me into an eightball.)
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