Jenna Fisher, who plays Pam on the show was on Martha yesterday. My wife was kind enough to Tivo it for me. That girl is 100% cute! Guys, if you think she is cute in the show, you should have seen her on Martha. Holy crap!!
Wait a minute...we're past 100 posts and not a single mention of The Hoff??
Hi all. Back from being out sick. Still not well, but trying to catch up at work. I will try to stop back in later.
Extra strength Ben-Gay
1 package Bic Razors
Rope
Enya CD
Large bag of kitty litter
5 gallon bucket
12 pack of beer
Civilization 4 (computer game)
A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at everything, he notices a very lifelike life- sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze rat?"
The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story". The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," ays the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat, a bronze Muslim cleric & anything French."
Gay John went to his doctor to have some tests run. His doctor came back and
said, "John, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Gay John: "Doc, what can I do?"
Doctor: "Go home. Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of All Bran cereal, and wash it all down with a gallon of prune juice."
Gay John : "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doctor: "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your a$$ is for."
About a year ago we had a party at the lake with about 15 boats. We found that the screw anchors, usually used to keep dogs or other pets confined to one area of a yard, were great for securing the boats to the shore. I went to the local Super Wal-Mart and loaded twenty of them with 8' bungy cord into my cart. The checkout lady said "You must have a lot of dogs". I told her "No, these are for a new Day Care that I have just opened." The look on her face was classic as I smiled and walked out.
The Heaven's Gate guys just phoned in from the Mothership. They've asked me to add:
Jogging Suits
Apple Sauce
Vodka
Spankin' White Nikes
While I get caught up I just wanted to let everyone know that I am getting married.
Glad Sandwich Bags
String
KY
Gerbil