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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: finnman69

LOL

Use to collect those when I was a kid


881 posted on 03/04/2006 3:15:21 PM PST by PaulaB (But I Won't Lose No Sleep On That, Cause I Got A Plan)
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To: PaulaB

Pfffffff!


882 posted on 03/04/2006 4:26:38 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: All
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test

883 posted on 03/04/2006 4:42:04 PM PST by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are great!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

LOL! I was getting ready to move, early one Sunday morning, and ran down to the nearby homeware/general purpose store for some forgotten to pack... but I was in a hurry because my folks were going to be showing up to help me move. I ran in, and said to one poor salesgirl, "Quick, I need some rope, masking tape, a bungee cord and a large knife."

The girl gave me a bemused, open-mouth blank look, and I realized the humor of the items I asked for. So I smiled and said, "Oh, like it was someone YOU knew..."


884 posted on 03/04/2006 9:04:55 PM PST by dangus
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To: Xenophobic Alien; Toby06

LOL! I was getting ready to move, early one Sunday morning, and ran down to the nearby homeware/general purpose store for some forgotten to pack... but I was in a hurry because my folks were going to be showing up to help me move. I ran in, and said to one poor salesgirl, "Quick, I need some rope, masking tape, a bungee cord and a large knife."

The girl gave me a bemused, open-mouth blank look, and I realized the humor of the items I asked for. So I smiled and said, "Oh, like it was someone YOU knew..."


885 posted on 03/04/2006 9:06:35 PM PST by dangus
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To: johnk

Madonna can't be Jewish?! I heard Jewish girls never... nevermind, I'm gonna get in trouble...


886 posted on 03/04/2006 9:40:12 PM PST by dangus
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To: conservativebabe

Hehehe. I had a friend run for public office. Let's call him John Smith. So he used www.johnsmith.com for his web site's name. His opponent was Steve Sass. His opponent copied his web-naming strategy. You don't want to know the sort of e-mail that gets directed to a webmaster at www.stevesass.com


887 posted on 03/04/2006 9:50:19 PM PST by dangus
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To: dangus

LOL!


888 posted on 03/05/2006 6:40:32 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: dangus

Do a google search on our defeated delegate. He comes up first, but take a looky at the other links. And he does look a bit out of place on the image links.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=dick+black&btnG=Google+Search


889 posted on 03/05/2006 8:26:51 AM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: biker

>> I was in the book store the other day and could not resist putting "my life" by the BJ right under the big fiction sign! LMAO <<

I did worse when I was a teenager. I was supposed to put "Kosher" stickers on the pre-sliced deli meats. The shame of it all: I couldn't help putting them on the tins of Polish hams. offended to ethnic groups with one bad ethnic joke!


890 posted on 03/05/2006 6:41:13 PM PST by dangus
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To: EX52D

>> Can you cry under water? <<

Not very funny, but true fact: Not unless the water is very hot. Your tear ducts are activated by being heated by surplus of blood. YOu can cry in cold air, because the air doesn't rob your tear ducts of their warmth fast enough, even if it is very cold. But you can't cry in cold or even luke-warm water.


891 posted on 03/05/2006 6:44:10 PM PST by dangus
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To: Maximus of Texas

Only club soda is soda water. Coke is soda. Pop is midwest and New England; in the Mid Atlantic it is strictly soda.


892 posted on 03/05/2006 6:53:15 PM PST by dangus
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To: peacebaby
In Norfolk, VA, we caught little blue craps.

Which restaurant were you in? I live in the tidewater area and I want to be sure not to go there....

893 posted on 03/06/2006 8:49:56 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: Zavien Doombringer

We caught blue crabs off the fishing piers.


894 posted on 03/06/2006 8:57:05 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm Louise)
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To: peacebaby

HEHE, your posting said you caught craps :)


895 posted on 03/06/2006 9:03:29 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: peacebaby

Which piers? The best blue crab is out of the albermarle Sound... big and bright blue


896 posted on 03/06/2006 9:04:31 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: Zavien Doombringer

I dont' remember which piers...this was in 1980. BUT I will tell you that I was pregnant (didn't know it) the last time we caught blue crabs...I was sick, not knowing the reason, and I have always associated my mmorning sickness with blue crabs...I've never eaten them since!

Hubby was assigned to the uSS Austin in Norfolk. I loved Norfolk and Virginia Beach!


897 posted on 03/06/2006 9:08:02 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm Louise)
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To: Maximus of Texas

bacon and moon pies

who could ask for anything more? ;)


898 posted on 08/04/2006 9:51:54 AM PDT by StephenTX
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To: StephenTX

To bad you're a dude because I could really go for you with that list!


899 posted on 08/04/2006 9:52:57 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Millee; wallcrawlr

My lose


900 posted on 08/04/2006 9:54:30 AM PDT by StephenTX
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