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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Millee

No more Jaeger for me until St. Patrick's Day, which is also my son's birthday (he'll be 23).


781 posted on 03/03/2006 1:24:14 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: JimWforBush

You, too. Be safe.


782 posted on 03/03/2006 1:24:38 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Millee

" You’ve attempted seppuku with a cocktail sword."

Who hasn't?


783 posted on 03/03/2006 1:25:22 PM PST by Feiny ( "Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps? " ~ Barney Fife)
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To: Auntbee

Jaeger on St. Patty's day? That's not right!


784 posted on 03/03/2006 1:26:04 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Hoodlum91

I'm German!!! I'll have green beer, too.


785 posted on 03/03/2006 1:27:26 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Auntbee
Yep, no more Jaeger for me either until


786 posted on 03/03/2006 1:27:52 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: CJ Wolf

Ha!
787 posted on 03/03/2006 1:27:54 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: Hoodlum91

Green Beer only!


788 posted on 03/03/2006 1:27:58 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Millee

I've said that before!!


789 posted on 03/03/2006 1:28:49 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: ChandyB71
Drink it in the morning?


790 posted on 03/03/2006 1:29:03 PM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: Auntbee

Does he LOVE having his b-day on on St. Patricks day?

My nephew also shares that as his birthday, but he is only 7....


791 posted on 03/03/2006 1:30:09 PM PST by Feiny ( "Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps? " ~ Barney Fife)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You don't really value loyalty.
In your opinion, friendship should be earned.
If you don't agree with someone, it doesn't matter how close you are.
You'll let them (and everyone else know) exactly what you think.

Honesty:

You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility a fair amount.
You tend to be an easy going, humble person.
But occasionally your ego takes over.
You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test

792 posted on 03/03/2006 1:32:08 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Auntbee
I'll have green beer, too.

pouring green food dye in Coors Lite id not the appropriate way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day... you need a good Irish beer..


793 posted on 03/03/2006 1:32:40 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: CJ Wolf

OMG...that is so cute!


794 posted on 03/03/2006 1:36:07 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: BJClinton

Dang it, blocked.


795 posted on 03/03/2006 1:36:25 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: BJClinton

NEW BILL OF RIGHTS?

We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid anymore riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, basically lazy people. We hold these truths to be self-evident:

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big-screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to pursue happiness, which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.


796 posted on 03/03/2006 1:39:16 PM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: ChandyB71

Agree mostly, except for Article VIII


797 posted on 03/03/2006 1:41:31 PM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Oh, yeah. Especially when he turned 21. Now we both take the day off and hang out for awhile.


798 posted on 03/03/2006 1:42:57 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Sorry, I don't like Guinness. Gives me a horrible headache.


799 posted on 03/03/2006 1:43:52 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: biker

No...put "It takes a village" in the horror section


800 posted on 03/03/2006 1:44:25 PM PST by Blackirish (What kind of name is Plame anyway?)
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