**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06

What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

[Auntbee]

I'm sure the 7 beers before that had nothing to do with it.

[Millee]

Jaeger???? Ugh!! I had a night where we alternated shots of Jaeger & Ouzo(sp?) and

[CJ Wolf]

Is it five yet?

[BJClinton]

I'll see your Gary and raise you a Hasselhoff Crotch!

[Auntbee]

I had more than a little.

[Hoodlum91]

This gets better as it goes...

[Hoodlum91]

Used to drink Jaeger in college. Tastes like Nyquil

[Auntbee]

I got up about 3:00 a.m. and hurled. Didn't feel bad the next day just tired as heck.

[RockinRight]

Yeah, it does!

Once in a while, I just feel like a shot or two of Jaeger!

[ChandyB71]

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from Satan: if they can stump him, they'll be set free, and be able to go to Heaven. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question, to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a laptop, goes online, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well, but the Devil instantly gets the answer by using his laptop. When it comes down to the blonde, she pulls up a chair, drills three holes in it, sits down and farts.

Now... she says, Which hole did the fart come out of?

That's easy, says Satan, All three!

No! It came out of my butthole!

[BJClinton]

we alternated shots of Jaeger & Ouzo

That just made my gag-reflex kick in, seriously.

[Trillian]

Ahh, my virgin eyes!

[Auntbee]

That's what I was thinking that night!!!

[CJ Wolf]

You are next.

[ChandyB71]

You guys heard of that new beer that has Vitamin B in it, that's supposed to help you from getting a hang over?

[Millee]

(patting self on back..)

[Auntbee]

For real?

[Hoodlum91]

Yes, it's marketed in Texas I think.

[Millee]

I saw that story today. But I thought that's what the nachos were for.

[JimWforBush]

Have a good weekend everybody, I am out of here.