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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: BJClinton

You and Sean Connery?


641 posted on 03/03/2006 11:58:25 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I'll take Penis Mightier, Alex.


642 posted on 03/03/2006 12:04:27 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Push..ing...grunt...us.... over...grunt.. 6...4...1..push...


643 posted on 03/03/2006 12:04:56 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: CJ Wolf

uh, exactly how many pages of this "Do It Woman" stint do I need to suffer through?

My dear CJWolf, guess where you can put this iron... .

(smiling sweetly)


644 posted on 03/03/2006 12:05:25 PM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: BJClinton

Anal Bum Covers for $100, Alex.


645 posted on 03/03/2006 12:05:35 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: BJClinton

I'll take The Rapists, Alex.


646 posted on 03/03/2006 12:05:56 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: quin

I haven't planned one for myself and don't really know anyone here...


647 posted on 03/03/2006 12:07:28 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Auntbee

Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.


648 posted on 03/03/2006 12:08:42 PM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: CJ Wolf

oh, and by the way...

annoying and then interesting


649 posted on 03/03/2006 12:08:50 PM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: JimWforBush
Have you done anything to get it treated?

My options are limited right now, but will be worked on later...

650 posted on 03/03/2006 12:09:09 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: All
This one works with my tagline:


651 posted on 03/03/2006 12:09:09 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Auntbee

Alexsh, I'll take 'Whore Semen' for 400


652 posted on 03/03/2006 12:09:28 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: peacebaby

653 posted on 03/03/2006 12:09:45 PM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Alex: Thats An Album Cover and you know it!!!


654 posted on 03/03/2006 12:10:02 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: BJClinton

Hey, Jeopardy is where I learned that a word for a long-handled gardening tool which also means an immoral pleasure seeker....is a rake.

Not a ho.

http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/275-ken-jennings-whats-a-ho/


655 posted on 03/03/2006 12:10:15 PM PST by fredhead ("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
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To: Maximus of Texas

My Bonnie looked into the gas tank
The fill of its contents to see
I lighted a match to assist her
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me


656 posted on 03/03/2006 12:11:36 PM PST by fredhead ("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
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To: fredhead

I saw that one live. I still think Ken was right.


657 posted on 03/03/2006 12:11:53 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: peacebaby

658 posted on 03/03/2006 12:12:02 PM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

You're so bad! :)


659 posted on 03/03/2006 12:12:22 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

yes, we know your propensity for flatulence, Max. When you get to Atlanta, would you keep it at bay, sir?


660 posted on 03/03/2006 12:13:14 PM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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