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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Toby06

OMG...they're not that big, are they?


261 posted on 03/03/2006 8:05:38 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

No kidding. They must be in a good mood today.


262 posted on 03/03/2006 8:05:56 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: peacebaby

LOL!!! What every guy wants to hear!


263 posted on 03/03/2006 8:06:19 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Toby06
Oh, now your teasing me...I'd cripple that guy in a heartbeat! Crab
264 posted on 03/03/2006 8:07:15 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: peacebaby
YEP!


265 posted on 03/03/2006 8:07:23 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

266 posted on 03/03/2006 8:07:28 AM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: CJ Wolf

ROFLMAO! That's funny! :)


267 posted on 03/03/2006 8:08:15 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Madonna waiting for the coming !
268 posted on 03/03/2006 8:08:32 AM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: Toby06

Seriously, you can catch them that big?

I had no idea!

Geez, I need to get a life...LOL.


269 posted on 03/03/2006 8:08:49 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby; All

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky.

Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.

When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"

The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty. God keeps taking my picture."

May God bless you today as you face the storms that come your way.


270 posted on 03/03/2006 8:08:55 AM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: Toby06

271 posted on 03/03/2006 8:09:31 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Hoodlum91

Shall I put on the Marvin Gaye?


272 posted on 03/03/2006 8:09:40 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: peacebaby

273 posted on 03/03/2006 8:10:32 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: EX52D
More torture accusations.


274 posted on 03/03/2006 8:10:44 AM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Looks like that prescription to kill your crabs worked!


275 posted on 03/03/2006 8:11:09 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: RockinRight

Do you have the chocolate syrup?


276 posted on 03/03/2006 8:11:27 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Toby06

well, now, that crab leg would be worth the mess and trouble.


277 posted on 03/03/2006 8:11:39 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

Looks like it would be about 8 lobsters worth.


278 posted on 03/03/2006 8:13:30 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

From Spertsman's Warehouse



Generator

Fuel can

50 foot extension cord

Large dip net


279 posted on 03/03/2006 8:13:46 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Don't mess with Texas.)
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To: Hoodlum91

280 posted on 03/03/2006 8:14:06 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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