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How to Foil a UFO Abduction
03/01/06
| Kevin Davis
Posted on 03/01/2006 6:50:43 PM PST by KevinDavis
1. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3. Resist mentally
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: et; extraterrestrail; ufo
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To: KevinDavis
At our house, an alien abduction means
we're going to abduct an alien and slap
the snot out of it.
61
posted on
03/01/2006 7:26:18 PM PST
by
righttackle44
(The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
To: Darksheare
I think encouraging the inhabitants on the planet Tiber might be a good thing............if you think about it......
62
posted on
03/01/2006 7:26:43 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
Yeah, that would be interesting.
63
posted on
03/01/2006 7:29:15 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
To: Darksheare
Perhaps a death ray for the males would help?
64
posted on
03/01/2006 7:30:45 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: bwteim
Well, poking Kevin in the eye seems rather rude, not to mention the more - ahem - "sensitive" places. Besides, I wanna hear some more about being abducted by nekkid lady aliens from the planet Tiber...
(Sound of vigorous application of breath spray in background...)
To: Lakeshark
Not really, as it would be counter productive in the end.
66
posted on
03/01/2006 7:31:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire..)
To: KevinDavis
Why resist?
I'm lookin' for a ticket on the next starship leaving this dungheap.
67
posted on
03/01/2006 7:33:05 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgences of society's understanding.)
To: KevinDavis
This one kinda left the rails about post 1, dinnit?
To: KevinDavis
Slim Whitman records. Weren't you paying attention?
69
posted on
03/01/2006 7:36:19 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
To: KevinDavis
3 1/2 inch 12 gauge shell loaded with 00 buck.
70
posted on
03/01/2006 7:36:31 PM PST
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: Darksheare
But the short term could be good.
A whole planet of Xenas.........
71
posted on
03/01/2006 7:36:34 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Billthedrill; All
72
posted on
03/01/2006 7:37:05 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: Lakeshark
Hmm... got possibilities there.
73
posted on
03/01/2006 7:37:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire..)
To: Billthedrill
Yeah, I think what we have here is a classic non-sequitur thread.
74
posted on
03/01/2006 7:40:30 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
To: Darksheare
As long as we're going to be abducted, may as well sit back and enjoy it......
75
posted on
03/01/2006 7:41:18 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: mhking; All
Is this post Just Damn worthy???
76
posted on
03/01/2006 7:41:36 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: Lakeshark
True.
But one has to get past the probing and such to get to that part.
77
posted on
03/01/2006 7:47:29 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire..)
To: KevinDavis
78
posted on
03/01/2006 7:59:43 PM PST
by
bwteim
(Begin With The End In Mind)
To: Tribune7
http://www.alienhunter.org/
This guy knows how to stop alien invasions and enjoys every minute it.
79
posted on
03/01/2006 8:02:32 PM PST
by
i.l.e.
(Tagline - this space for sale....)
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