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How to Foil a UFO Abduction
03/01/06
| Kevin Davis
Posted on 03/01/2006 6:50:43 PM PST by KevinDavis
1. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2. Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3. Resist mentally
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes--you will not know what it other more sensitive areas are.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: et; extraterrestrail; ufo
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To: KevinDavis
Rebuke them in the name of Jesus Christ. The ETs may be demonic.
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posted on
03/03/2006 1:04:24 PM PST
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My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: KevinDavis
#5 -- Take your pick...
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03/03/2006 1:06:47 PM PST
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My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: Spruce
I'm still giggling ... one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on FR.
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posted on
03/05/2006 12:24:37 AM PST
by
Finny
(God continue to Bless President G.W. Bush with wisdom, popularity, safety and success.)
To: KevinDavis
Generally I just fart. That makes em keel over like bowling pins. I got lots of em, stacked in the garage, if anybody wants em...
--Boris
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03/05/2006 4:38:35 PM PST
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boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a leftist with a word processor.)
To: filbert
I thought it was Slim Whitman's music that was deadly to EBEsYes. You are correct. Except, in many cases, music from Yoko, Cher, REO ShitWagon or The Greatful Dead will suffice.
To: My2Cents
Hey!!!! My T-shirt's on FreeRepublic!!! Hot Dang!!!!
To: SlightOfTongue
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03/14/2006 8:47:46 PM PST
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fanfan
( "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" - Ayn Rand)
To: KevinDavis
108
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04/20/2006 5:25:57 AM PDT
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texas booster
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