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The Hobbit Hole XXVIII - Through shadows to the edge of night
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Posted on 02/24/2006 9:52:11 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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Through shadows to the edge of night
New verse:
Upon the hearth the fire is red, Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet, Still round the corner we may meet A sudden tree or standing stone That none have seen but we alone. Tree and flower and leaf and grass, Let them pass! Let them pass! Hill and water under sky, Pass them by! Pass them by! |
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Still round the corner there may wait A new road or a secret gate, And though we pass them by today, Tomorrow we may come this way And take the hidden paths that run Towards the Moon or to the Sun. Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe, Let them go! Let them go! Sand and stone and pool and dell, Fare you well! Fare you well! |
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Home is behind, the world ahead, And there are many paths to tread Through shadows to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight. Then world behind and home ahead, Well wander back to home and bed. Mist and twilight, cloud and shade, Away shall fade! Away shall fade! Fire and lamp, and meat and bread, And then to bed! And then to bed! |
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To: Ramius
True enough, it were that.
To: osagebowman
I ended up scrubbing down all the kitchen cabinets today.
302
posted on
02/25/2006 5:00:43 PM PST
by
Overtaxed
(his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space.)
To: osagebowman
cucaracha in the curry You mean those aren't *supposed* to be in thai food?
303
posted on
02/25/2006 5:01:08 PM PST
by
Ramius
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To: osagebowman
Yup, a cucaracha in the curry.*runs screaming from the room*
304
posted on
02/25/2006 5:05:12 PM PST
by
RMDupree
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To: RMDupree; Ramius
Ramius - I thought it was.
RMDupree - LSA handled it with her usual aplomb.
To: RMDupree
[snip]
Wife (Terry Jones):
Liberal rubbish! What do you want with your jugged fish, Klaus?
Husband (Eric Idle):
Pardon, my wide-thighed plum?
Wife:
What do you want with your jugged fish, you cloth-eared git?
Husband:
Halibut!
Wife:
The jugged fish is halibut!
Husband:
All right. Well, what fish do you have that is not jugged?
Wife:
Uuh, rabbit.
Husband:
What, rabbit fish?
Wife:
Well, it's all covered in fur.
Husband:
Well, is it dead?
Wife:
Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
Husband:
All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish.
Female Voice (Carol Cleveland):
One dead, unjugged rabbit fish later.
Caption:
ONE DEAD UNJUGGED
RABBIT FISH LATER
Husband:
Appalling!
Wife:
Oh, you're always complaining.
Husband:
What's for afters?
Wife:
Well, there's, uh, rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.
Husband:
Strawberry tart?
Wife:
Well, it's got some rat in it.
Husband:
How much?
Wife:
Six. Rather a lot really.
Husband:
I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
Female Voice:
One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later.
Caption:
ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART
WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER
Husband:
Appalling!
Wife:
"Moan, moan, moan!"
Son (Graham Chapman):
Hello, mum! Hello, dad!
Husband:
Hello, son!
Son:
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
[snip]
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posted on
02/25/2006 5:15:03 PM PST
by
Ramius
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To: Ramius
There's a dead bishop on the landing!What's his diocese?
307
posted on
02/25/2006 5:29:48 PM PST
by
ecurbh
(I think you know exactly what I mean when I say, "It's a shpadoinkle day!")
To: Ramius; osagebowman
I'm really glad my friends and I aren't going for Thai food tonight...
308
posted on
02/25/2006 5:42:12 PM PST
by
JenB
To: ecurbh
It's tatooed on 'is neck!
Call the Church Police!
309
posted on
02/25/2006 5:45:57 PM PST
by
Ramius
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To: HairOfTheDog; ecurbh; RMDupree
I think the couch skeered him off...
310
posted on
02/25/2006 5:55:56 PM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(http://www.cafepress.com/liberaliTEES)
To: osagebowman
LSA handled it with her usual aplomb.Did she run screaming from the room too? :-D
311
posted on
02/25/2006 5:59:04 PM PST
by
RMDupree
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To: Ramius
That sketch sounds so familiar, but I can't remember seeing it.
I know it's Python, but can't remember the scene.
Hmmm...
312
posted on
02/25/2006 6:01:19 PM PST
by
RMDupree
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To: osagebowman
Least ya didn't have to pay extry for it...
313
posted on
02/25/2006 6:01:29 PM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(http://www.cafepress.com/liberaliTEES)
To: Corin Stormhands
314
posted on
02/25/2006 6:08:09 PM PST
by
RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
Nope, she flicked it out onto the plate, verified her original suspicion as its species, sighed and pointed. At this point I confirmed that she had the species identification correct and signaled the waitress.
She is on her third class of cholestrol medicine, however.
To: Corin Stormhands
Nope, I guess you could say it was 'no charge'.
To: RMDupree; Ramius; ecurbh; HairOfTheDog; JenB; TalonDJ; Peanut Gallery; Professional Engineer
I'm just sayin'...
317
posted on
02/25/2006 6:12:54 PM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(http://www.cafepress.com/liberaliTEES)
To: osagebowman
318
posted on
02/25/2006 6:13:18 PM PST
by
RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
319
posted on
02/25/2006 6:13:40 PM PST
by
RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
At least it wasn't moving.
320
posted on
02/25/2006 6:13:57 PM PST
by
Overtaxed
(his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space.)
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