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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Posted on 02/17/2006 5:00:51 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Happy Friday!!! Cold here in KC. Supposed to have 24 for the high today.
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posted on
02/17/2006 5:52:02 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Kitty is not amused by your silliness...
42
posted on
02/17/2006 5:52:23 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: Rummyfan
43
posted on
02/17/2006 5:52:24 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
IBTHBIBTPP!
(IN BEFORE THE HOTTIEBOY IN BEFORE THE PING, PING.)
44
posted on
02/17/2006 5:57:00 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Izzy Dunne
45
posted on
02/17/2006 6:00:41 AM PST
by
demkicker
(democrats and terrorists are familiar bedfellows)
To: Xenophobic Alien
It's been a while since I've seen a call for this...
46
posted on
02/17/2006 6:01:15 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
TGIF
To: Xenophobic Alien
48
posted on
02/17/2006 6:36:41 AM PST
by
Deguello
To: Xenophobic Alien
49
posted on
02/17/2006 6:36:55 AM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: Xenophobic Alien
50
posted on
02/17/2006 6:38:02 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: The_Victor
51
posted on
02/17/2006 6:38:51 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
LOL! Yeah! It's Friday!!!
52
posted on
02/17/2006 6:39:11 AM PST
by
phantomworker
(Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.)
To: Tolik
There's a dog in that picture?
53
posted on
02/17/2006 6:39:23 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Man this thread has really slowed down!
54
posted on
02/17/2006 6:40:36 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: Hoodlum91
Hey! Stop on in, if you're around.
55
posted on
02/17/2006 6:41:44 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Toby06
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. This is alternately known as the Jennings Correlary to Murphy's law. Not to be confused with the O'toole Commentary on Murphy's law, "Murphy was an optimist"
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posted on
02/17/2006 6:42:58 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Xenophobic Alien
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female"
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White"
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the he!! does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up.
_________________________________________________
An Asian woman was trying to exchange yen for dollars
and asks the
American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get
two hunat dollar
fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?"
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian woman says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
To: demkicker; Xenophobic Alien
To: Toby06
Thanks for the new tagline
59
posted on
02/17/2006 6:50:17 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about)
To: girlscout
60
posted on
02/17/2006 6:51:02 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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