Posted on 02/17/2006 5:00:51 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Happy Friday Everyone!
He's a tenor. But somehow I think I am missing your point/joke.
I don't get it, but then I'm well known for being oblivious.
I have to be honest and say with my tax return most goes into savings and paying back my parents and in-laws (mostly to get them off my back...).
But we are putting some aside for my brother-in-laws wedding this summer and we're getting our windows tinted (since it's so damn hot here). I'm going to get a digital camera and my husband is getting his tattoo (of a cross) on his arm fixed and the patch (to quit smoking). His tattoo he has now was done when he was 11, by his friend, with a piano wire. Needless to say, it's not very good.
The money goes so fast...
When a woman wears leather clothing, ........
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck.
I already bought bunk beds for my kids this morning. We're getting a new fridge too. That ought to just about take care of it.
Exciting stuff, I know.
LOL!!!!!!
I was late in noticing that by about two and a half posts ;o)
Your post #307 shows up here as a 4 letter word that starts with a C
Spend part of it on the B O A T (Break Out Another Thousand)
Wow, thats a lot of interest you lost out on. Few several years, I was getting back around $2000 federal, and every year I tried to adjust to get that closer to $0. So now that this year rolls around and it looks like I'll only be getting $500 back, I'm disappointed. I shouldn't be, but I had gotten used to that big refund. Oh well. Be careful what you wish for, and all that.
An oldie but stil worth the read:
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high,500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
If you don't like spooning with your lady, you might not be doing it right. ;O)
And I appear to have been even later!!! ;-P
Ok, is it me, or is the Scion one of the ugliest cars ever built???
Yeah, my daughter calls that one model the Mr. Incredible box.
I call the one that looks like a box the "Clown Car"
I think the only people that drive it are flaming homosexuals
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