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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Posted on 02/17/2006 5:00:51 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
Happy Friday Everyone!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; UFO's
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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To: peacebaby
Having Clooney play Magnum is a slap in Tom Sellecks face.
I won't see it, and I loved Magnum P.I.
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:00:51 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I went hunting with the VP and all I got was this lousy, holey t-shirt"- mewzilla)
To: Tatze
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:01:32 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: conservativebabe
i agree,,,I also happen to think Bruce Willis would do Magnum PI and Tom Selleck justice.
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:02:23 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think your tractor's sexy.)
To: najida
244
posted on
02/17/2006 9:02:46 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: MadCharity
245
posted on
02/17/2006 9:03:54 AM PST
by
najida
(Gluten free, Sugar Free, Low Salt, Low Fat, High Fiber = Eating grass for the rest of your life.)
To: Owl_Eagle
246
posted on
02/17/2006 9:06:26 AM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: MadCharity
247
posted on
02/17/2006 9:06:55 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think your tractor's sexy.)
To: najida; Maximus of Texas
This is Max when he's on the internet...
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:10:23 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: peacebaby
RE: your tagline...let me get ya hot:
249
posted on
02/17/2006 9:11:17 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: RockinRight
ummm, too old, too cheap, and too small.
work on it RockinRight!
250
posted on
02/17/2006 9:12:42 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think your tractor's sexy.)
To: peacebaby; RockinRight
Extend the frame, drop a 350 in it, maybe a 442..
251
posted on
02/17/2006 9:14:03 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
To: RockinRight; peacebaby
peacebaby likes 'em big like this
252
posted on
02/17/2006 9:14:20 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I went hunting with the VP and all I got was this lousy, holey t-shirt"- mewzilla)
To: peacebaby; Maximus of Texas
ummm, too old, too cheap, and too small. Like Max??
Sorry Max...couldn't resist the chance...
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:15:42 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: All
254
posted on
02/17/2006 9:16:11 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(If Cheney wants someone dead, he'll be dead for sure)
To: peacebaby
255
posted on
02/17/2006 9:21:13 AM PST
by
Millee
(Everyone in the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland.)
To: conservativebabe
256
posted on
02/17/2006 9:22:14 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think your tractor's sexy.)
To: peacebaby
More like...
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:23:02 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: RockinRight; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas
well, I don't think Max is too old, and I bet he's a big guy, but I got a feeling he is cheap, since he still owes PaULAb $11.84.
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:25:08 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think your tractor's sexy.)
To: Millee
Teenager Politically Correct Terminology
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:26:30 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: Millee; najida
Millee and najida, would you take a look that those strong arms on that tractor?
Goodness!
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posted on
02/17/2006 9:28:42 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I think your tractor's sexy.)
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