Posted on 02/15/2006 12:22:27 PM PST by Shermy
I think he was just lucky and maybe a bit high from smokin' that wacky tabacky, c. weed. He'd have been wiser to steal a Blowfish.
That picture reminds me of a story. During the Apollo program, the Cape had a Saturn V on the pad and was taking some foreign dignitaries around for a tour. When they arrived at the launch complex, one of the visitors made the comment that the Saturn V looked like it was being held in place by a giant lobster. They were refering to the launch umbilical tower that was painted red and had a multitude of arms sticking out. Thought that story was kinda funny.
... I guess that's fine as long as there's no mention of crabs.
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Thanks for the ping tubebender!
Don't conch out on us, hr. This guy was just taking a whelk on the wild side.
Practicing again?
Hey, Daytona's on SUNDAY. Cut me some slack man...
Well done, Vade!
From your usual haunts, does this guy get an honorable mention on the Darwins?
(I'll bet he wishes he was dead!
From this thread
The pen is mightier than the sword
But it doesn't take the award
A pencil (of wood)
Placed in his manhood
"Pencil greater than the pen-is"--Oh, Good Lord!
A man who lay down with a sheep
Was sentenced, so now he doth weep
What makes this so Baaa - d
Is he could have had
his relations with Little Bo Peep!
And now for this thread...
A lobster was plucked from the tank
And didn't quite know who to thank
He enforced the law
By the use of his claw:
Just reached out and gave something a yank!
This guy was just taking a whelk on the wild side.
Are you shore about that? Whatever, it's high tide this thread ended, it's becoming a real beach.
Lettuce hope nothong got pinched in the zipper......
Don't worry. The rest of us will just flounder around in the moreass of insensitivity....
If that lobster got any further south, this would have to be filed under a hole new topic of capricorn.
I know, it's a pretty crappie joke...
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No one ever complained...ah, but that sort of behavior is all in the far-distant past, as I have learned to respect men on a purely intellectual basis. It has been a struggle, though, for so few fit the criteria.
Craig Simpson tried fighting inflation
By stealing an angry crustacean.
Which proved quite a wrecker.
It pinched up his pecker.
It all came out down at the station.
(Think of Admiral Boom watching the chimney sweeps hitting the fireworks in a "cricket-like" fashion with his broom in Mary Poppins.)
My last one on this subject: Craig Simpson, from late news reports
had put a lobster down his shorts!
He "pinched it," we learn
(It pinched him in return!)
"Poetic justice" -- not in the courts!
Cheers! "Poetic justice!"
Ha!
"..new topic of capricorn."
Are you trying to equator this thread to astrology?
Take me off this list. I refuse to be just another prawn in your stupid games.
It is also a violation of Freeper ethics to take a young fellow’s handle from the Moose Attack Ping List and just stuff it anywhere you want, like that Sandy Berger clintonoid, who must never be allowed near the crustacean counter.
Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants
AP via SFGate | 10/20/8
Posted on 10/20/2008 12:35:32 PM PDT by SmithL
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