Craig Simpson tried fighting inflation
By stealing an angry crustacean.
Which proved quite a wrecker.
It pinched up his pecker.
It all came out down at the station.
(Think of Admiral Boom watching the chimney sweeps hitting the fireworks in a "cricket-like" fashion with his broom in Mary Poppins.)
My last one on this subject: Craig Simpson, from late news reports
had put a lobster down his shorts!
He "pinched it," we learn
(It pinched him in return!)
"Poetic justice" -- not in the courts!
Cheers! "Poetic justice!"