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OKAY! A Two-Fer! Moose and Cheese in the same article!.....
1 posted on 02/15/2006 10:51:25 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
OKAY! A Two-Fer! Moose and Cheese in the same article!.....

Now, if only they were biting moose....

2 posted on 02/15/2006 10:53:51 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Red Badger

My sister once tried to milk a Moose - it bit her.


3 posted on 02/15/2006 10:53:52 AM PST by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: Red Badger

You don't milk the moose. You milk the elk.


4 posted on 02/15/2006 10:55:21 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Red Badger
"..."Moose bites can be very serious," George wrote. "My sister was bit by a moose once." ..."

A FREEPER NO DOUBT!!

5 posted on 02/15/2006 10:55:46 AM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help...)
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To: Red Badger

Well, my nickname in high school was moose... ;-P


6 posted on 02/15/2006 10:56:21 AM PST by MortMan (Trains stop at train stations. On my desk is a workstation...)
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To: Red Badger

It costs $500.00 to draw out for a permit to hunt Moose here in Utah. Why stettle for just a pound for $500 when you can have "..the head, the tail, the whole damn thing..."


10 posted on 02/15/2006 11:02:05 AM PST by Ragtop (We are the people our parents warned us about)
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To: Red Badger
How do you milk a moose?

Veeery carefully..

19 posted on 02/15/2006 11:46:55 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Hap

Okay, I think we've finally found a cheese I won't try.


25 posted on 02/15/2006 1:27:36 PM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Andy'smom; bradactor; politicalwit; Spunky; mplsconservative; don-o; boadecelia; freeangel; ...
**Food Ping**

Because you know you wanted to know.

32 posted on 04/27/2007 6:51:35 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy (Pass the popcorn.)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t think I will try Moose Cheese. I have used goat soap.


34 posted on 04/27/2007 7:37:57 PM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
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To: Red Badger

Check out this book

http://www.amazon.com/How-You-Milk-Moose-Anyway/dp/1602641242/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1197574770&sr=1-1


36 posted on 12/13/2007 2:32:15 PM PST by MooseMilker
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