[Lazamataz]

Top 10 dealbreakers for women:

1. Man who puts armadillo down his pants (leaving me right out).
2. Man who goes by Native American name of "Messes With Ostriches" (leaving me right out).
3. Man who puts armadillo down his pants, then smiles (leaving me right out).
4. Man who wears colored contacts, and the color is plaid (leaving me right out).
5. Man who's idea of foreplay is a slap on the back and a hearty "Let's ****!" (leaving me right out).
6. Man who puts armadillo down his pants, then bounces around the room, yelling "WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOOOOOOOP!" (leaving me right out).
7. Man who's favorite flavor of wine is Strawberry, and who's favorite vintage is last month (leaving me right out).
8. Man who starts EVERY story with "So there I was! There I was! In.... the CONGO!" (leaving me right out).
9. Man who's high-heels are sexier than yours (leaving me right out).
10. Man who has a trapeze over the bed, a large vat of orange marmalade next to it, and a big cage of Howler monkeys in the corner (leaving me right out).

[PzLdr]

Yo! What's with the armadillo fetish? In New York, go to a deli, buy half a mortadella.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The armadillo's a bad idea. Look what happened to Chad Fairbanks.

[Dashing Dasher]

Your vast knowledge is needed here!

Tell us about the things you HATE on a date - or - tell us about your worst first date!


;-)

[freedumb2003]

Man who wears colored contacts, and the color is plaid (leaving me right out).

You mean all those reports about your eye color being plaid are talking about your real eyes?

[StarCMC]

LOL!!!!