Yo! What's with the armadillo fetish? In New York, go to a deli, buy half a mortadella.
But I thought it was supposed to be a SALAMI! So, I always go to the deli and buy half a salami. Then on the date, I say "Let's play HIDE THE SALAMI!" Then I stuff it down my pants. But then the girl always says she has to go. I couldn't figure it out, but now I get it, it's supposed to be a MORTADELLA! I can't wait to try it. Bet it works now!