My guess is there is you are both evil. But if you like Ballantine's IPA, you have at least one redeeming quality. ;o)
Joe,, bring a straw, it's a free-for-all! :-)
(Pissant, you'd have twin heartattacks if I told you neither of us drinks anymore) [And the 'anyless either' jokes are disallowed, but beer maids are still wonderful :-)]
Evil is a necessary condition for the existence of good, so even though I may be evil, I consider myself an enabler of all that is virtuous, just, proper, moral, honorable and uplifting.
I gave up drinking a few years back, having consumed my lifetime quota at a very early age, but as I recall, Ballantine's was good stuff, and like others here have mentioned, I can heartily endorse their choice of spokeslady...;-)