Evil is a necessary condition for the existence of good, so even though I may be evil, I consider myself an enabler of all that is virtuous, just, proper, moral, honorable and uplifting.
I gave up drinking a few years back, having consumed my lifetime quota at a very early age, but as I recall, Ballantine's was good stuff, and like others here have mentioned, I can heartily endorse their choice of spokeslady...;-)
I see. It's only the guilt that's making you behave now. LOL
But its good to see that your wild days drinking did not result in becoming blind to the "finer" things in life. ;o)