[Ace of Spades]

Ever notice how this stuff never happens in, say, Chicago? These aliens sure have a taste for southern folk.

[Salgak]

. . . of course they do. Southerners taste like chicken. . . ;-)

[ecomcon]

What about Betty and Barney? Weren't they in Vermont or something?

[Godebert]

"Ever notice how this stuff never happens in, say, Chicago? These aliens sure have a taste for southern folk."

Here is a map which proves you don't know what the heck your talking about.

Alien Abduction Locations

Looks like a few folks from Chicago claim to have been abducted by little green men. I reckon they must live in a trailer park like all of us hick Southerners, huh?

[gondramB]

"Ever notice how this stuff never happens in, say, Chicago? These aliens sure have a taste for southern folk."

Maybe it's only in the South that Aliens have to resort to abductions... up in New York City or out in California they can probably find people willing to be anal probed willingly... :)