[Godebert]

"Ever notice how this stuff never happens in, say, Chicago? These aliens sure have a taste for southern folk."

Here is a map which proves you don't know what the heck your talking about.

Alien Abduction Locations

Looks like a few folks from Chicago claim to have been abducted by little green men. I reckon they must live in a trailer park like all of us hick Southerners, huh?

[Ace of Spades]

It was a joke. Settle down, Beavis.