Couple Claims Aliens Abducted, Probed Them

WKMG_TV NEWS ^ | 12-22-2005

[Cagey]

Clayton Lee, who is confident that a scar on his side came from an alien probe to collect his DNA and his wife, Donna, have come forward with claims that they have been contacted by extra terrestrials more than 20 times.

[msnimje]

Was it the King of the Aliens?

[generally]

How does one "draw a photo?"

[msnimje]

20 years ago Aliens did not know how to collect DNA samples from hair or skin cells?

[Semper Paratus]

Slow news day in Houston.

[M203M4]

Hey, don't laugh...

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Ok, you can laugh now.

[indcons]

Penn and Teller have some GREAT exposes of this and other nonsense in the excellent Showtime program, Bulls### (available on DVD). The alien kidnapping and probe episode is fun!!

[MineralMan]

Ah. In a quote not reported in this story, the couple was heard to say, in an aside,

"Man...this is really working. We've got media here and they're covering this pretty well. I'll bet our story even gets on Free Republic. YES!!!"

[Ace of Spades]

Ever notice how this stuff never happens in, say, Chicago? These aliens sure have a taste for southern folk.

[NoClones]

that is sad these sorts of people are so mentally disturbed that they have to resort to this kind of story telling to make themselves seem 'special'

[msnimje]

I'd rather be abducted by Aliens than watch Penn and Teller.

[theDentist]

You sure them aliens didn't just want to do your landscaping for $30?

[NeoCaveman]

Alien abduction pings.

[Cagey]

I recently caught an on-line video where they did a number on PITA. It was hilarious.

I have to get that DVD you mention.

[Servant of the 9]

Can these people be deported to California?

So9

[HOTTIEBOY]

"I remember just floating up higher and higher, Lee said. "And, all that was around were stars and blackness. And then, I blacked out."

Methinks you blacked out before the stars and blackness. My advise: Stop eating wild mushrooms.

[Clock King]

I always wonder why aliens have worse medical procedures (lack of anethesia, leaving scars, etc.) than we do. But that would be thinking logically.

[mtbopfuyn]

From the RAT infested land of Sheila Jackson-Lee. These folks have been at the wassail too early this Christmas.

[Salgak]

. . . of course they do. Southerners taste like chicken. . . ;-)

[peteram]

Clayton Lee. . .and his wife, Donna, have come forward with claims that they have been contacted by extra terrestrials more than 20 times.

The Lees told a reporter that they expect to be abducted again in the future.

That's cause they racked up a whole bunch of frequent flyer miles.