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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 26
Today | Me

Posted on 12/20/2005 10:55:40 PM PST by Mo1



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To: null and void

Come on down. Bring money.


2,821 posted on 01/17/2006 5:37:29 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: sweetliberty; Lakeshark
Sharkey does have a point in staying north, though. Nobody has ever been attacked by a shark in the Great Lakes.

those three-eyed bloated fish with hair instead of scales are another matter ...

2,822 posted on 01/17/2006 5:42:31 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: restornu; Lakeshark
I loved Michigan winters I really miss them it really makes you feel alive

... if and when you can thaw out.

some never do ...

2,823 posted on 01/17/2006 5:45:12 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: catpuppy

Yer all heart.


2,824 posted on 01/17/2006 6:15:07 AM PST by null and void ("Never place a period where God has placed a coma" --Gracie Allen)
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To: everyone

Good morning everyone. Nice day shaping up here.

What I Want in a Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List:(age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves on most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on
weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.


2,825 posted on 01/17/2006 6:16:36 AM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9
Regarding Revised List (72). At least I scored 50%.

sigh ...

2,826 posted on 01/17/2006 6:21:23 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: westmex
Thanks Westy....nice as usual.

Your pics are always appreciated, but as Resty says, if you don't feel up to it, just leave us a ping.....

Have a nice day.

2,827 posted on 01/17/2006 6:30:41 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: restornu; sweetliberty; catpuppy
Great pic Resty, how old were you in that one?

Yes, the snow is awesome when it's here.

We especially love it when you can't find your house or car......

:-)

2,828 posted on 01/17/2006 6:36:22 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: catpuppy; sweetliberty
those three-eyed bloated fish with hair instead of scales are another matter ...

Are you going to send your voters here too?

2,829 posted on 01/17/2006 6:38:07 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: grannie9

Lol - I am in fine shape grannie - down to 1.

So at my age I can please all the wimmin ...


2,830 posted on 01/17/2006 7:05:41 AM PST by Cardhu
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To: restornu; Lakeshark; catpuppy
"I loved Michigan winters I really miss them it really makes you feel alive"

I just don't get you yankees. It ain't natural, I tell you. Of course, we southerners appreciate that some of you like it up yonder. It would really be a mess if ALL of you came down here.

You know I'm just funning ya. We love our pet yankees.

2,831 posted on 01/17/2006 7:08:13 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: grannie9

I love that list. I've passed that around from time ot time.


2,832 posted on 01/17/2006 7:10:35 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: catpuppy
"Regarding Revised List (72). At least I scored 50%."

Don't feel too badly, Pup. I've never seen a man at any age that didn't miss the toilet.

2,833 posted on 01/17/2006 7:12:40 AM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: catpuppy

Well I have gotten so cold for staying too long that my finger would cramp when thawing out, but than I always did stretch the envelope!


2,834 posted on 01/17/2006 7:17:56 AM PST by restornu (I AM A SEEKER OF TRUTH AND NOT AGENDA DRIVEN ~ RESTORNU)
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To: sweetliberty

Yeah. I just rejected a lead for a job nawth of the Mason-Dixon line.


2,835 posted on 01/17/2006 7:19:16 AM PST by null and void ("Never place a period where God has placed a coma" --Gracie Allen)
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To: Lakeshark

That was when Mich was out of commission for 3 days in 1964
I was 19 and playing the kids whom I was staying with!


2,836 posted on 01/17/2006 7:22:15 AM PST by restornu (I AM A SEEKER OF TRUTH AND NOT AGENDA DRIVEN ~ RESTORNU)
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To: sweetliberty

I do have a lead in Delray Beach FL...


2,837 posted on 01/17/2006 7:22:34 AM PST by null and void ("Never place a period where God has placed a coma" --Gracie Allen)
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To: catpuppy

That's ok sweety....I'd take you at only 50%, and if your eyesights a little weak...that would only add points. ;)


2,838 posted on 01/17/2006 7:23:00 AM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: Cardhu; catpuppy

Hmmmm...so that means between you and Pup someone lucky enough would have to stock up on bathroom cleaners. Sighhh...a woman's work is never done....;)

I have to run to the store.....bbs. Heh heh heh.....

(Yow-saaa)


2,839 posted on 01/17/2006 7:25:50 AM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

Or you could teach them to Sit! Stay! Roll over!, etc...


2,840 posted on 01/17/2006 7:26:49 AM PST by null and void ("Never place a period where God has placed a coma" --Gracie Allen)
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