Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 26

Today | Me

[restornu]

Ever buy chickens like Free Range or Purdue and the legs are crooked???

Defective chicken bones might contain cure for cancer
Now I thought it was Rickets :A deficiency disease resulting from a lack of vitamin D or calcium and from insufficient exposure to sunlight, characterized by defective bone growth and occurring chiefly in children. Also called rachitis.

[null and void]

It did pretty much cover the subject...

[Lakeshark]

Hiya Westy, thanks for the last couple of sunset pics, they were beautiful as usual. Hope you are having a good day today.

[null and void]

Tagline test...

[grannie9]

I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car!

[Cardhu]

Naughty girl.... Go to your room! ;)

[Darksheare]

That would be a nice car.

[Darlin']

FOFLOL. Where is that dealership ?

[sweetliberty]

I got my Christmas present from Dawn today. Another bird feeder...this one is a solar light. She also sent me a "Crazy Cat Lady" action figure. Only thing is, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be me or her.

[sweetliberty]

LOL!

[catpuppy]

:>)

[null and void]

I think I just got fired...

[sweetliberty]

Huh? Why? What happened?

[null and void]

While I was trying to explain (yet again) why we should build the system with a simpler, cheaper and more logical layout, I rapped my knuckles on the box the parts should go in. My boss blew his top got in my face and screamed:

"FCUK YOU!!! If you don't want to work here get out!!!" Not wanting to work in an abusive environment, I left.

[sweetliberty]

Dang, Nully. That really sucks. The boss sounds like an idiot.

[null and void]

Yeah. I'm convinced that his Parkinson's has destroyed his ability to conceptualize.

He needs to have the simplest things explained dozens of times, day after day after day. Finally he seems to get it, and you breathe a sigh of relief.

Then a week to a month later you have to start the whole process over again on the exact same subject.

[Lakeshark]

Sending freepmail

[Lakeshark]

Ooooooooh....you are such a scalliwag!

I do wish there was a car like that though........:-)

[Lakeshark]

Holy crap.

Now that's a bad day......You need to teach your boss to spell better though........sorry, thought you might need a bit of humor.....

[null and void]

Now that's a bad day

Is it?

When I got home there was a call on my machine from a former co-worker looking for an engineer for his company...