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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 26
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Posted on 12/20/2005 10:55:40 PM PST by Mo1



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To: Lakeshark
A homeless man obsessed with tennis star Anna Kournikova swam naked across Biscayne Bay in search of her home and got caught in the buff at her neighbor's pool. As police arrested him, he screamed, "Anna! Save me!"

I swear I didn't do it.

1,281 posted on 12/31/2005 9:23:16 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: catpuppy

Ripple laced Metamucil will do that to man.............


1,282 posted on 12/31/2005 9:24:25 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Besides, I didn't know that the pool was there.


1,283 posted on 12/31/2005 9:25:06 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: catpuppy; Darksheare
to a man.....

*Typo disease irritated by green feeling*

1,284 posted on 12/31/2005 9:25:47 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

I knew it was you. My wireless went down again. LOL!


1,285 posted on 12/31/2005 9:34:33 AM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: phantomworker
My powers are growing.......

*Removing all funds from Pw bank account*

1,286 posted on 12/31/2005 9:35:57 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark
Must be carefull to use that word as pup may want to swim Puget Sound to meet the famous hn......

Who isn't really an hn........

Hey! You flatter me in one post and then take it away in the next! ;)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And don't you forget it, DUDE!!!! Or else! (LOL!)

The National Inquirer has your number, too! Wait until you see the attractive pics they find of you!

1,287 posted on 12/31/2005 9:40:40 AM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: Lakeshark
My powers are growing.......

Rippletalk

1,288 posted on 12/31/2005 9:43:08 AM PST by catpuppy
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To: phantomworker
Hey! You flatter me in one post and then take it away in the next! ;)

Have to keep you in your place somehow.....

"He shoots....he scooooooooores!"

:-)

1,289 posted on 12/31/2005 9:47:12 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Your powers are growing...Do you have a golden hen? LOL!

You wouldn't get much from the PW bank account, not after I get done paying Macy's, Costco and Nordstroms. Plus the kids have to eat. You wouldn't believe what I pay in utilities! Don't even get me going about the cost of cable and comcast! Not much left. Now you're making me feel bad... Thanks a bunch, Sharkey! Happy New Year to you, too. Grinch! (LOL!!)


1,290 posted on 12/31/2005 9:48:25 AM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: catpuppy
Ripple talk is begging Anna to save you.......
1,291 posted on 12/31/2005 9:51:11 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

Hint: If you tell me I am an hn and DQ=PQ, I will follow you anywhere...

Keep me in my place!! -2 for the Blue!


1,292 posted on 12/31/2005 9:52:30 AM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: phantomworker
Dost I hear the slight sound of whining?

*Changing automatic withdrawal of funds to offshore account*

too late...too late......

1,293 posted on 12/31/2005 9:53:23 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark
Have to keep you in your place by playing on your guilt factor.

She shoots and scores!!!! +2 for PW!

1,294 posted on 12/31/2005 9:55:14 AM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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To: phantomworker

Careful....I have a MRWOS body guard.


1,295 posted on 12/31/2005 9:56:39 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: phantomworker; Lakeshark

I see the Shark is back and is in his embezzling mode...


1,296 posted on 12/31/2005 9:57:41 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: phantomworker

We'll have to smack him around some more.


1,297 posted on 12/31/2005 9:58:26 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: phantomworker

He must have passed out in the toilet again.


1,298 posted on 12/31/2005 10:01:53 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: phantomworker
Have to keep you in your place by playing on your guilt factor.

This shark never takes unfair advantage, I have no need of pulling the "g" card out as you will simply pull them all out for me........and invent a few more.....

:-)

He shoots.......he scooooores! Game over. *Shark swimming fast behind coral reef*

1,299 posted on 12/31/2005 10:02:32 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; catpuppy
A homeless man obsessed with tennis star Anna Kournikova swam naked across Biscayne Bay in search of her home and got caught in the buff at her neighbor's pool. As police arrested him, he screamed, "Anna! Save me!"

This is really funny!! Did you make this up? Almost like:

If you are paddling a canoe down mainstreet, and a wheel fell off, how many pancakes does it take to wallpaper a doghouse?

1,300 posted on 12/31/2005 10:04:45 AM PST by phantomworker (Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.)
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