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Dear Santa
Ms Claus

Posted on 12/20/2005 1:05:13 PM PST by PaulaB

Dear Santa, This is PaulaB...............


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: christmas; christmaslist
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To: PaulaB
How about one to a Turkey?


201 posted on 12/20/2005 8:45:13 PM PST by Vision (“We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the duty of intelligent men")
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To: Dashing Dasher

Tangents suck. Go back to original topic.


202 posted on 12/20/2005 8:57:57 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (Peppermint Patty - Future Dyke)
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To: TheOracleAtLilac
I wanna ... a Red Ryder BB gun (to put my eye out)

I want a lamp shaped like a leg.

203 posted on 12/20/2005 9:00:48 PM PST by lonestar (Me, too--Weinie)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I want a pony, actually a Mustang ....

This one would be perfect.


204 posted on 12/20/2005 9:13:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Making my list, checking it twice... max is still not on it.)
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To: Zacs Mom; potlatch; ntnychik; PaulaB; Kathy in Alaska; dixiechick2000; Lady Jag; bitt; ...


 CHRISTMAS   TIME 

205 posted on 12/20/2005 9:19:42 PM PST by devolve (<-- (--in a manner reminiscent of Senator Gasbag Kohn--)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Um, I thought you had to be good to get a pony? :-)


206 posted on 12/20/2005 9:23:24 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Rightly Biased

Naughty, naughty!!


207 posted on 12/20/2005 9:23:32 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: devolve

Mery Christmas...

Bada boop, bada beep, bada bing, bade boom...


208 posted on 12/20/2005 9:24:08 PM PST by DoughtyOne (MSM: Public support for war waining. 403/3 House vote against pullout vaporizes another lie.)
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To: Larry Lucido

I've been good.... just not to Max.


209 posted on 12/20/2005 9:25:01 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Making my list, checking it twice... Max is still not on it.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Well, Max has been a bad boy. Whereas I've been . . . um . . . never mind.


210 posted on 12/20/2005 9:34:10 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

A VERY bad boy!


211 posted on 12/20/2005 9:35:52 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Making my list, checking it twice... Max is still not on it.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Dear Santa,
Be it known to all that Max PROMISED me a puppy on another thread. A "real sick puppy" were his exact words.. I will expect delivery no later than 5:00pm central time, on Dec 25.
If you have any trouble finding my apartment complex, just follow the sirens.
I want a small dog, though, not a big hurking one like Mr. Legs wants. No pitbulls. I will consider ending all pending legal action against you over the Pony Fiasco if you comply by the time specified.
Thank you,
Li'l Orphan Legs


212 posted on 12/20/2005 9:36:02 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Nellie wants a story-book; she thinks dolls are folly)
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To: LongElegantLegs

You tell 'em!

Darn that Max!


213 posted on 12/20/2005 9:45:13 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Making my list, checking it twice... Max is still not on it.)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,

I need several cases of plutonium. The more you can get me, the better. If that's too hard to come by then a fusion reactor should work out just as well. If you can't dig up one of those, either, then please ask the Big Guy to arrange a lightning strike at an exact time and location to be specified by me in a follow-up letter. Thanks so much.

Best,
-Dan

214 posted on 12/20/2005 10:12:37 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (Trust me. I know what I'm doing.)
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To: Flux Capacitor; PaulaB
Santa,

In case you can't find plutonium, please give him 1.21 jigawatts.

Max
215 posted on 12/21/2005 4:10:42 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Peppermint Patty - Future Dyke)
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To: PaulaB
Santa,

Please give my good friend, PaulaB, an alarm clock so that she can wake up and start her Wednesday thread. Please remind her that sleeping in only hurts others.

Max
216 posted on 12/21/2005 4:36:11 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Peppermint Patty - Future Dyke)
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To: PaulaB

Dear Santa,

I want to be debt free,

And I want a workshop just like Norm Abram's "New Yankee Workshop".

I've been kinda good this year, better than last year.


217 posted on 12/21/2005 5:19:44 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: samiam1972

Good list Sam LOL


whiskey and football..

are we related?


218 posted on 12/21/2005 5:52:04 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: Galveston Grl

Amen and God Bless you and your family


219 posted on 12/21/2005 5:53:22 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: Flux Capacitor
Dear Dan,

Santa gave up giving out WMD a few years back when kids

were putting their eyes out and moms were

becoming upset. I liked your ideas though (even if they were a little nutty)


Regards
Santa
220 posted on 12/21/2005 5:56:57 AM PST by PaulaB
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