Dear Santa,
Be it known to all that Max PROMISED me a puppy on another thread. A "real sick puppy" were his exact words.. I will expect delivery no later than 5:00pm central time, on Dec 25.
If you have any trouble finding my apartment complex, just follow the sirens.
I want a small dog, though, not a big hurking one like Mr. Legs wants. No pitbulls. I will consider ending all pending legal action against you over the Pony Fiasco if you comply by the time specified.
Thank you,
Li'l Orphan Legs
You tell 'em!
Darn that Max!